The Burnt Cheese

Can barely make a grilled cheese.

[The Burnt Cheese @LTristitia]

HELP

[The Burnt Cheese @LTristitia]

Ben shapiro is the perfect walking companion during a rainstorm because it's literally impossible to get wet when hes nearby

[The Burnt Cheese @LTristitia]

You ever feel like you've climbed aboard the Titanic, but you're the only one that knows it'll sink?

[Moderately Mom @moderately_mom]

every time a dad fixes something with duct tape a new pocket appears on his cargo shorts

[Birds Aren't Real @birdsarentreal]

This is proof of literacy. Bombshell evidence.

[The Burnt Cheese @LTristitia]

From above, the corn fields on hills kinda look like slightly melted and green Kraft singles over a pizza with sausage as a topping. Kinda specific, I know but-

[The Burnt Cheese @LTristitia]

Me: At a lowered 35 HP due to stress debuffs

My tostitos tortilla chip with queso dip it: shoots a shard into my eye, dealing 10 piercing damage plus 5 fire damage from dip.

Me: now at 20 hp and pouring eye drop fluid into my eyes until I look like I cried all day

[The Burnt Cheese @LTristitia]

When your pillow says, "paint me like one of your french girls"

[Quackity @Quackity]

It’s time I set the rules straight. You are not allowed to like my tweets if you have had sex before. It’s disrespectful to not just me but everyone else on this website. Think before you fucking act 🖕🖕🖕🖕

[Kira @Omnikira]

Shane Dawson at 31 Uncle Iroh at 70

[The Burnt Cheese @LTristitia]

After we got him out of the fan, he hid in the tub. He's outside with his family now.

[The Burnt Cheese @LTristitia]

Meet Ham, the newest addition to my household.

Don't worry. I asked my landlord tiki help me get him outside where he belongs.

[The Burnt Cheese @LTristitia]

When food has a higher education than you.

[The Burnt Cheese @LTristitia]

@elexus Hey

[The Burnt Cheese @LTristitia]

When you put your fursona on the cherries you sell.

[Fuck Every Word 2.0 @fckeveryword]

fuck vagina

[Kräcken @Kr8cken]

Would it be patronizing to say I'm your dad?