Lil Wayne

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Took my old girlfriend out to dinner call dat Fed-Ex

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Put honey on my cut, call it honey Booboo

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She masturbated a cow, call it beef jerky

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Chinese weatherman, said there was going to be a Lil Wayne

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Told her to shake it like a red nose, call that Rudolph

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Asian chick with a fat ass, call that rice cake

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Got titties on my iPhone, call that shit Iraq

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Took a selfie with a terrorist, call that a photo bomb

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Thinking by a pond, call it pondering

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Punch Will Smith's daughter in the face, call that weeping willow

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A bitch with reddish brown hair choking, call her Auburn

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Fucked a bad bitch in Omaha, call that Peyton Manning

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This cereal is confusing me... It's playin trix

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Spilled my drink while playing FIFA, call that Messi

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My old girl in a box, call that shit X Box

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My bae name is Carey, I call her Bakery

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Only eat ice cream once a week, call it sunday

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She got some nice cakes, call her a bakery

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Kevin Hart got jumped, call that a heart attack

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Got an iPhone charger, call it Apple juice.