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[jeem @ltsjeem]

I’ll gnaw off my own arm to lose weight before i let a glp-1 anywhere near my body

[𝓲𝓬𝓮 @be_like_ice]

Few things are as disrespectful as two house cats fighting on top of your sleeping body.

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

Back in my day you could go to Walmart at 2:00am and buy a shotgun and a live lobster

[jeem @ltsjeem]

@Kameron_Korom see now that sounds like entirely too much for me to handle but i respect the way you’re moving

[jeem @ltsjeem]

craving a patty melt from winking lizard with every fiber of my being rn

[jeem @ltsjeem]

@Kameron_Korom only ever had it once but I’ve been meaning to go get it again

[jeem @ltsjeem]

it’s literally impossible to use twitter anymore with all the bots. jesus fuck

[jeem @ltsjeem]

three years ago today i brought my sweet girl home for the first time (‘:

[jeem @ltsjeem]

semi weekly photo dump :p

[jeem @ltsjeem]

accidentally conditioned my body to be unable to fall asleep unless i go for a ridiculously long night walk all around downtown first

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

i would die for you baby lego hot dog

[ирис @saltwatermp3]

If we are ever playing chess together and you take my horse you are dead to me. I like him

[jeem @ltsjeem]

backrooms was one of the most disturbing horror films i’ve seen in a while - plot was underdeveloped as hell but like the pirate guy? the scalping scene? laundry chute scene? got damn.

[jeem @ltsjeem]

my hair is red now btw

[jeem @ltsjeem]

manager just texted and said i don’t have to come in til 4 tomorrow

[silly lily @sillylilylmaoo]

the aerodynamics of a guinea pig if anyone cares

[jeem @ltsjeem]

the only thing worse than wanting is getting

[trash jones @jzux]

i can’t be on love island because they’d have to drag me away from the ping pong table