lindseyy

NY to 🇨🇦

[Prairie Putz @putzisbackbaby]

I wonder if the people paying hundreds for a colon cleanse know about a Tim Horton's $5.99 Farmer's Wrap.

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

Perfect

[lindseyy @lu2the2]

@newheightshow @tkelce @JasonKelce The fact that Travis can quote comedies at the drop of a hat makes him more attractive. Rip Chris Farley

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

The fact that there’s over 4000 saves 😭

[The Good Liars @TheGoodLiars]

Dropping off a spine at ABC. Seems like something they could use.

[edna @edna_days]

new queen just dropped

[݁⋆⭒˚.⋆ Candy (#FSTFCspoilers) @finaIspace]

tried asking my (chef) uncle for financial advice and this was his response 😭😭 MY STOMACH HURTSSSSDKDJDDDSK

[Justin Trudeau @JustinTrudeau]

You can’t take our country — and you can’t take our game.

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

every news cycle for the next four years is just going to be

Monday: Trump has fired all the people who were responsible for keeping poo out of the drinking water

Tuesday: okay for some reason there is now a lot of poo in the drinking water

[lindseyy @lu2the2]

@raleighbowman @shawna_n4 💫✨

[Raleigh @itsraleigh]

Canada/The Eras Tour
November 15th, (2) tickets
Section 511
$424.56 CAD

You will need to retweet, tag a swiftie, and fill out form in its entirety. Vetted. Make sure DMs are open or that you follow me for ticket DMs.

Closes Sunday. https://t.co/ODmXilUrot

[lindseyy @lu2the2]

Big day for men who hate women and women who hate women.

[lindseyy @lu2the2]

Turn on your emotional support show and stop checking twitter. (I keep repeating to myself)

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

I just can't believe I'm spending my thirties making sure my friends don't die in childbirth.

[CC @canadiancynic]

No returns without a receipt. We're Canada, not fucking Walmart.

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

omfg crying

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

This lady must've been a goddamn riot back in the day

[Rebecca Fachner @rebecca_fachner]

The Germans at Normandy, June 6, 1944

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I lied there’s no sex. you’re gonna watch mamma mia and mamma mia 2: here we go again with me and then help me storyboard a third in which meryl streep comes back to life

[South Dallas Foodie @SouthDallasFood]

I’m crying laughing 😂😂😂😂