Ajayi Pelumi

🇬🇧 🇳🇬 GGMU ❤️ ⚽️

[REX EDGE🌚🖤 @Royalfinest4]

I hear say na this bobo wan end this world 🌎
Junior musk 🚀💸
👺the boy don turn oracle because of celeb

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

I received this DM from a concerned girlfriend and I feel an obligation to share.

If you are able to help or weigh in, please do.

If you can't, please share on your timeline for anyone who is able to. 🙏

[Ann ❤️ @Annie_Modiba]

This gate understood its job description 10/10

[Milito @Militojr177]

What advice would you give to her?

[Nandi 🤍💜🤍 @pallnandi]

Thinking you’re entitled to someone’s money just because you have a vagina is one of the most normalized delusions in 2026.

[𝐊 ✰ @itssthyherinme]

Yall tell me wtf is this for?!?!…..

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

Some guy somewhere has your woman's nudes in his gallery

[theylovee.rellyy @theyloveerellyy]

i like the hoes that act like nun happen when you talk to them again after ghosting them 😭😭😭😭😭

[Bilal 🎀⛷️ @weirdngkid]

Chowdeck btw, i wan buy food of 6500 them list am as 7500 on their website, delivery 700 naira and still add service fee 750. Now the funniest part about all this is with a monthly subscription you get 1,000 off your order, the same 1000 they magically added to the food price🥴

[CooperBaggs 💰🍞 @edgaralandough]

Bro to bro… DETACH.
She's not that special.
Period.

And what I'm about to say
might sting a little:

[Chizzy🌻 @ayam_Chizzy]

This guy asked me out, and I turned him down.

I honestly thought he’d try to convince me or keep texting.

Instead, he respected my decision, disappeared, and now I’m the one thinking about him. 😭

[Franklin Emmanuel @frank_larri]

Moving around Lagos is now so distasteful cus tell me why

I'm taking my usual evening drive, I park by a store to order something, now heading back, this guy sees me walking into my car

Walks up to me, and says "Abeg give me something make I eat, I get injury for leg"

I act like I didn't hear and he repeats it now with a harsh tone - Give me something na, you see as I dey walk, I get injury for leg and I Wan eat"

My first thought was is this madness cus WTF.. What confidence.

He was holding a stick, I saw the way he was moving it from one hand to the order and I gently bent to also handle my "instrument of peace"

Guess he saw what I did and moved back a little. Before he started leaving

Guard yourself as you move around Lagos these days

These guys are now so confident and they don't even care how much damage they create.

[♔̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶̶ 𝒢⋅𝒪 @Undaratedking]

it works all the time, she couldn’t even resist replaying my snaps 😅

[nadia ౨ৎ @nl_nadea]

hi

[YabaLeftOnline @yabaleftonline]

“Everywhere will shut down on the 1st of August. I wish there were somewhere I could go & pay for a public holiday so everyone could be at home & celebrate Peller & Jarvis. I want to buy a house in Ikoyi as a gift for my wedding, but because of the flood I’ll just get the house in the UK." — Peller

[. @thereelestt]

gonna surprise loads of casuals how comfortably spain beat france today

[Primzy @lovyPrimzy1]

My older sister asked if she could keep a spare key to my apartment.

She said, "What if something happens to you? At least someone in the family should be able to get in."

It sounded reasonable, so I gave her one.

One evening, I came home and noticed my kitchen had been cleaned. The dishes I left in the sink were washed, and the trash had been taken out.

Later that night, my sister called.

"I stopped by today. Your place was a mess, so I cleaned up a little."

After that, she started dropping in more often. Sometimes she'd text me after she'd already left.

"I came by earlier. Hope you don't mind."

I started feeling uncomfortable... but I still hadn't said anything.

Then one Saturday happened.

[saffs @safiyyahhh_xx]

🤎

[BIG LEO 🦅 @leodey4uu]

This Lamine Yamal brother no know Wetin God do for am 😂

[Victoria_okunade @vik_ky3]

Sunday fit 🖤