Daniel A. Alarcon

philosopher

[Daniel A. Alarcon @LUCA_Xander]

i have made no monies

[Daniel A. Alarcon @LUCA_Xander]

bruh

[Daniel A. Alarcon @LUCA_Xander]

@tooncollective @flnsax @tulpapilled your opinions tell us that already

[Daniel A. Alarcon @LUCA_Xander]

@ropirito simple

if attempt escape

i shoot you

nobody escapes

this umbrellas all murderers under the same condition with a single bullet

sure if they all try to escape at once i'll only be able to kill one but for that reason none of them will leave due to certain death

[Daniel A. Alarcon @LUCA_Xander]

i want a flag that says flags are gay because they are

[Daniel A. Alarcon @LUCA_Xander]

i love how everybody just knows that telling somebody "im putting you on speaker" is code for "dont say stupid shit"

[Daniel A. Alarcon @LUCA_Xander]

@chairperson @cypherofalpha @aristopurp just get in the fucking car and drive, people crash it happens, if nobody got hurt best therapy for car crash trauma is to drive more and learn from mistakes

[Daniel A. Alarcon @LUCA_Xander]

@HeightOptimized what sport specific training caused them all to go up in height like this

[Daniel A. Alarcon @LUCA_Xander]

@PJWashington this is the second time youve fucked up my 6 man in the past week

for the first 3 quarters you didnt do anything the last 5 minutes you didnt do anything but you had to take that free throw that wouldnt have affected the score either way

thats 1400$ ive missed out

[Daniel A. Alarcon @LUCA_Xander]

im definitely an attention whore

[Daniel A. Alarcon @LUCA_Xander]

i think we should let wnba players take steroids, let them do a line during timeouts, lets make this shit real interesting

[Daniel A. Alarcon @LUCA_Xander]

good enough to be mediocre but mediocre enough to not be good

[Daniel A. Alarcon @LUCA_Xander]

content with a lifetime of mediocrity is an insult to the creator

[Daniel A. Alarcon @LUCA_Xander]

do not judge me on who i was but who i am

[Daniel A. Alarcon @LUCA_Xander]

@america im bored, can we start a war against all of europe, conquer them and just give it all back acting like nothing happened

[Daniel A. Alarcon @LUCA_Xander]

@carlinatheg @asdrawingaf how old are you, how much does it cost ballpark

[Daniel A. Alarcon @LUCA_Xander]

@UtahYeehaw @NavyHuskie @DefectivePigg pic? how long ago did u get it and howd u come up with it

[Daniel A. Alarcon @LUCA_Xander]

me at subway: i want a tuna sub backwards

[Daniel A. Alarcon @LUCA_Xander]

linked in?

no

im locked in

[Daniel A. Alarcon @LUCA_Xander]

ima steal the statue of liberty and see how much i can get for it at a copper scrapyard

[Daniel A. Alarcon @LUCA_Xander]

gonna kill myself and list all the finest women in the world in my suicide note