Luca

[Luca @lucadejesu]

The amount of willpower it takes me to delete an app is sad

[Luca @lucadejesu]

I need to delete my social media

[JuventusFC 🇬🇧🇺🇸 @juventusfcen]

.@chiellini: “It’s always great to score. At the start of the match we wanted to send out a message and move on from Saturday." #JuveSamp

[Luca @lucadejesu]

My Dad:Are we going out for dinner or a drink? Or both? Or what about some dancing or belly dancing?
My Mom: It's a Greek restaurant, honey.

[Luca @lucadejesu]

@ACDeininger I will shoot your dick off

[Luca @lucadejesu]

@ACDeininger No, #Alone

[Luca @lucadejesu]

I will not disturb you
I was just returning you the coooooomplimeeeennnt 🎧

[Luca @lucadejesu]

Man sounds like Steve Carrell in "The 40 Year Old Virgin" https://t.co/BMbvhCpaey

[BuzzFeed News @BuzzFeedNews]

Reality show contestant says Trump made lewd remarks about the star's breasts https://t.co/0omCVzv4TN

[Luca @lucadejesu]

Last day to drop at Collin College and I'm not dropping Bio WOO time to pull off the biggest comeback since game 4 of the 2008 NBA finals

[Luca @lucadejesu]

I love The Strokes I love The Strokes I love The Strokes I LOOOOOVEEE THE SSTTTRRROOOKKKEESS

[Luca @lucadejesu]

I'm notorious for continuing to talk to people who don't care about me

[Luca @lucadejesu]

@kevoooandres rip harambe

[Andrew Hales @LAHWF]

People that say "yep" can fuck off

[Luca @lucadejesu]

Diagnosed with idiopathic hypersomnia aka non-REM narcolepsy. Now I have a medical excuse to take naps!

[Luca @lucadejesu]

@_cblaze you can only smoke so much crack cocaine before you get arrested, ma'am

[Luca @lucadejesu]

@_cblaze @PlanoPoliceDept

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

Kid Cudi checks himself into rehab for depression and suicidal urges https://t.co/9UpfR1cgC3