Luca Elder

[Luca Elder @lucaelder20]

@sellikthunder did you see what happened to big Del mciness😂? Video going around on here of him getting smacked around Gallowgate by some sellik boys. Got down on his knees and made to do a quadruple vilk🥛. Obviously chunned all over the shop after😂. Mciness getting it wrong.

[Luca Elder @lucaelder20]

@sellikthunder I’m guessing it’s that so called “weirdog”. Fuck me if you think that’s bad think what I’ve seen. In all fairness she can hack her nectar but when it comes to spirits it’s a different story. Chunned off a sip of a 0.5 vodka lemonade!

[Luca Elder @lucaelder20]

Wow, big JJ Williams is in storder. It’s been a long time coming but I’ve seen him chop 4 bud lights. Bear in mind he “apparently” had 10 double Vilks for pres. In all fairness he looked pretty fucked. Ops @sellikthunder ?

[Luca Elder @lucaelder20]

@sellikthunder Mate haha there’s no fucking way. I saw that AB getting with that Luke bennet the other week in subway in Cowgate😂. Fuck me AB asked Luke bennet to go back to his flat and Luke said “yes daddy”. Anyway fuck the hibs 🤣

[Luca Elder @lucaelder20]

@sellikthunder Mate unbelievable, seems like he’s upped his levels since being in Edinburgh! I remember him chun ing of 1 bud light haha😂. Fair play to the lad must be adjusting to the Scottish culture🤣🥛 USA USA!

[Luca Elder @lucaelder20]

In all seriousness, what happens to the Man City women’s team? Not that I care haha

[Luca Elder @lucaelder20]

@HibernianFC Fucking gimp🤣

[Luca Elder @lucaelder20]

Jesus fucking Christ I’ve just spotted Orestis Kiomourtzoglou in maggies at killie(A). Fuck me his careers gone downhill, seen him sniff 3 lines of Charlie and chop a vodka milk. He’s getting it so right😂🥛

[Luca Elder @lucaelder20]

Fuck me i think its fair to say, Martin Oniell has had one to many Rilks. NGL he’s an absolute fosssil. Humbled by the hungary the Fenian bastards 🤣

[Luca Elder @lucaelder20]

Jesus Christ lads I think it’s fair to say everyone of them players were getting it incredibly wrong. Mate I don’t know what Vranken was thinking, he gave all the players 10 Vilks each. It could tell with that shite performance, all the players were fucking rat arsed🥛🤣

[Luca Elder @lucaelder20]

@sellikthunder @CelticFC Jesus Christ💀

[Luca Elder @lucaelder20]

@sellikthunder Mate are you being fucking serious I can hack my bevvy🤣🥛. I just seen that greasy Dweir chunder after his first san Miguel the fat bastard🤣. Mate that’s not even the worst part, he fucking started licking it up after then shat himself🤣💩. Fenian bastards are all the same😂🇬🇧

[Luca Elder @lucaelder20]

@sellikthunder Baldy Fenian light weight bastard 🤣👌

[Luca Elder @lucaelder20]

@sellikthunder Fucking hell im here anaw. I think it’s fair to say I can’t fucking belive it 🤣. “Watch him play on a Saturday” more like he’s absolutely fucking fuckeroonied Jesus Christ. Don’t know if you saw it but I went fur a pish and he’s fucking ripping bumps of Ching in the pisher🤣

[Luca Elder @lucaelder20]

Oh my fucking god, I’ve just seen fucking glen Whelen chop 7 rum and milks(rilk). Fair fucking play to him the Fenian bastard😂👌🍺. Let’s hope livi aren’t on today-he’s absolutely spangled 🤣🍺

[Luca Elder @lucaelder20]

Rumour has it shanklands injury has came down to liver failure😂. Bear in mind he’s only drunk 1 VK in the last 3 months. I don’t think there’s anything more in the fucking universe that screams humongous lightweight🤣. Personally I’d rather have JJ Williams and his Vilks🤷‍♂️.

[Luca Elder @lucaelder20]

@sellikthunder Mate I was at sisters the other night I witnessed this🤣. Sam Johnstone smashed him tae fuck holy shit-just for reference Stanley had one ball before and now he has zero👌🤣🤣🍺

[Luca Elder @lucaelder20]

@sellikthunder I’ll tell you for a fact he can handle more bevvy than your pensioner of a gaffer. You’ll be lucky if wee Martin can make it to the end of the season🤣🍺

[Luca Elder @lucaelder20]

I think it’s fair to see each and every one of them players tonight deserve to treat themselves to a cheeky Vilk. Top class throughout and it made my day seeing JJ Williams enter the field when he was blackout drunk-fuck me he couldn’t run straight 🤣👌🍺

[Luca Elder @lucaelder20]

Jesus fucking Christ, you won’t believe it😂. Jamie fucking mccart has just walked into the booking office and chopped 2 vodka milks and a full venom pitcher. Fuck me he can hack his bevvy😂🍺. Hopefully he’s not starting tonight he’s gunna be fucking steaming. #staunch #ftp