YMB🧙🏽‍♂️

31 flavors of Jesus

[StubHub @StubHub]

Effective immediately, we will no longer offer tickets in groups of 5. Out of respect for Jayden Daniels, we're only doing 4 or 6+. Thank you for your understanding.

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

If you don’t know, now you know 🦅

[YMB🧙🏽‍♂️ @lucascandyman4]

If Kyle Pitts dropped 45 fantasy points, you would tweet about it too

[YMB🧙🏽‍♂️ @lucascandyman4]

Charlie Kirk would’ve loved the NY Giants beating the eagles

[YMB🧙🏽‍♂️ @lucascandyman4]

@NFL_DovKleiman CHAMA

[UFC @ufc]

IT'S POATAN'S BELT 🗿🏆

Alex Pereira defeats Magomed Ankalaev at #UFC320 by TKO to become the light heavyweight champion of the world!

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Former LSU wide receiver Kyren Lacy was nearly 100 yards behind a fatal crash that killed a 78 year-old man, a newly released video shows

Lacy took his own life days before he was set to appear before a grand jury
https://t.co/noknM27Qmz

[YMB🧙🏽‍♂️ @lucascandyman4]

Mission briefs? I wear boxers.

[LPG - NYG @LicensePlateGuy]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[YMB🧙🏽‍♂️ @lucascandyman4]

Homemade Pastelón and studying VRD’s might be a better Friday night than getting 86’ed

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

RIP Ozzy Osbourne

Just two weeks ago he fought through Parkinson’s to give his fans one last show in Birmingham

[YMB🧙🏽‍♂️ @lucascandyman4]

Imagine the Colosseum in the peak of the Roman Empire, but they have F-22 flyovers

[YMB🧙🏽‍♂️ @lucascandyman4]

Someone pinch me it can’t be real

[YMB🧙🏽‍♂️ @lucascandyman4]

Tomato soup but instead of tomatoes it’s rum

[YMB🧙🏽‍♂️ @lucascandyman4]

DOW JONES down but the Glock market up

[YMB🧙🏽‍♂️ @lucascandyman4]

Did the scientists behind the Pioneer and Voyager programs consider that the first encounter with an extraterrestrial species might be the equivalent of a redneck shooting down a drone that flew over their backyard?

[YMB🧙🏽‍♂️ @lucascandyman4]

My Swedish mom knocked it out with this shepherd’s pie, you can tell her ancestors held the Celts at sword point for the recipe.

[YMB🧙🏽‍♂️ @lucascandyman4]

Whichever scientist or engineer is designing new NFL helmets was cracked on Halo 3