Lucas

ride wife. life good.

[Lucas @lucaschengg]

feelin’ like a lil stinker in this smelly world 🦧

[Lucas @lucaschengg]

“I understand it now” - me after taking a lap around the buffet to see everything they have to offer, then putting together a perfect plate

[Lucas @lucaschengg]

so it’s short for outroduction?

[Lucas @lucaschengg]

nononono please PLEASE make me break cruise control because you wanna go 60 in the fast lane. i actually LOVE turning it on and off

[Rebecca Black @MsRebeccaBlack]

also guys I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND AND IM VERY IN LOVE goodbye

[Lucas @lucaschengg]

what the fuck is that gray shit they’re using over cigarettes and carrots to plug the exhaust pipes

[ludwig @LudwigAhgren]

The Chessboxing event was the coolest shit I’ve ever done

I hope it was worth your time

Thanks for watching

[ꜰʟᴀᴍᴇ @LAxFLAME]

Dababy has lost it 💀💀

[Lucas @lucaschengg]

this is the same line of action as collecting a pool of water in your arms then letting it plop to the floor

[Lucas @lucaschengg]

thinking abt how as a kid i would step into the shower, get a good firm stance, and run the water until my feet were surrounded by water, then picked up my feet bc the water made a seal around my feet and it was just cool.

[Lucas @lucaschengg]

quick reminder that there’s no shame in re-parking ❤️

[Lucas @lucaschengg]

poop 2

[Lucas @lucaschengg]

poop

[Lucas @lucaschengg]

people that type “(:” instead of “:)” are sus

[Poorly Aged Things @PoorlyAgedStuff]

pain.

[Lucas @lucaschengg]

i hope the cupid shuffle is still being taught in elementary school curriculum.

[Lucas @lucaschengg]

merry christmas :) hope y’all find an onion ring in your fries 🥰

[Lucas @lucaschengg]

booby traps? you mean women?

[Lucas @lucaschengg]

the masculine urge to brake-check the police SUV behind me that’s been tailing for 5 minutes

[𝖿𝖾𝗆𝖻𝗈𝗍 @rzldzl420]

men turn into npcs when they go to the grocery store

[Lucas @lucaschengg]

tried to type “i want death” but death got autocorrected to “swag”. thank you apple for reminding me