Lucas Gomes

Vince Vaughn’s biggest fan, CEO Team Gomes

[elena @gaystargirlco]

just sent two emails using my phone

[deklan @dontthinktw1ce]

Me to everyone in my contacts after 3 pints

[PAPI Hathaway 🇯�� @HeadcACE1906]

A quick meal by yourself - $15

A quick meal with your girl :

[General Will🇦🇷🇺🇸 @GamecockWill69]

Me to my friend right before I Irish goodbye everyone else at the bar

[Heavyweight Thanos @FinalXNotices]

When you let your homie borrow your razor and he comes back with a full beard:

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

I just learned that Gaza is not the same thing as the West Bank. Here’s how I think the Israeli-Palestinian conflict can be resolved…(1/93)

[ryan 🤿 @scubaryan_]

Drake is wild, bro dedicated a whole song to her at his concert just for a skit 😭

[Alex @midsmoker34]

Coach said hes Never seen a humble soft spoken white boy with a mid range jumper like mine

[NBACentral @TheDunkCentral]

"I like breasts. You don't have to be a baby to like breasts. Matter of fact, one could easily argue there are adults who like breasts more than babies."

- Stephen A. Smith on Josh Hart’s tweet

(h/t @awfulannouncing )

[Leo Fucking Ganza @_Ganza_]

This a Action Bronson line

[Le5-6 @deepyy_]

Funniest athlete ever man

[David Bakhtiari @DavidBakhtiari]

Tell me you’re on the Jeffrey Epstein client list, without telling me you’re on the Jeffrey Epstein client list….

[HARD FACTOR @HardFactorNews]

@TheNBACentral @mollyhc Ja Morant Assaulting People

[Justin Thind @JustinThind]

the treasury department just needs to put $38 trillion on Jalen Hurts anytime TD (-120) & we’ll be out of this mess.

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Dispensary Employee: This strain will really help your creativity blossom, it’s a very productive strain so I recommend trying it when you’re feeling sluggish or like you’re dealing with brain fog

Me after 2 hits: Beesechurger

[jai @jaipblack]

sat behind trevor for his first ever class at clemson

before class that boy was watching jason williams highlights, right there I knew he was gonna be that guy