Ayer fingí estar enfermo para salir temprano del trabajo; hoy, dos compañeros avisaron que no se presentarían porque los contagié. Malditos mentirosos. 😂
My Grandpa Was Found Fishing Near A
Pond By A Police Officer. His Bucket Was Full Of Fish.
Cop: "Do You Have A Fishing Permit, Sir?"
Grandpa: "Nope. These Are My Fish -I Brought Them From Home."
Cop: "What Do You Mean You Brought Them From Home?"
Grandpa: "Every Day I Come Here, Let The Fish Swim In The Pond For A Bit, And Then I Call Them Back."
Cop: "You Call The Fish Back?" Grandpa: "Yep. I Whistle, And They Jump Right Back Into The Bucket."
Cop: "Okay Then... Show Me." So Grandpa Calmly Empties The Bucket Into The Pond And Waits.
After A While, The Cop Says, "Well?!"
Grandpa: "Well What?"
Cop: "Aren'T You Going To Call Te Fish
Back?"
Grandpa: "What Fish?