FearTheDear

[𝓒𝓸𝓶𝓶𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻 🏴‍☠️ @c0mmandderr]

Mf dating a prescription drug

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

Villains are not born, they are made

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

This Minecraft player had enough of a zombie bothering him and built the most elaborate solution imaginable.

[KFC @kfc]

sophisticated people like all three

[M🐈‍⬛ @mlz9_]

Nan là par contre elle est vraiment drôle mdmdrrrr

[☔ @Whotfismick]

POV: How it feels returning to ur seat after giving the worst presentation known to man (the pressure is gone)

[Lu ♡ @UnaTalPadawan]

Mi esposo está haciendo un curso en línea para aprender a cuidar niños con autismo y cada vez que completa un módulo me mira así:

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

the most truest truth ever told 😅

[El CondeNado @elconde_nad0]

Ayer fingí estar enfermo para salir temprano del trabajo; hoy, dos compañeros avisaron que no se presentarían porque los contagié. Malditos mentirosos. 😂

[diego troste @diegouthill]

yo viendo las consecuencias de mi procrastinación

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

Judge: You are sentenced to d£ath by electric chair. You have the right to one last wish.

Me: I want my lawyer to hold my hands

Lawyer:

[Happy Motorhead @HappyMotorhead]

What if women had HUSBAND Vision

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Yea, BRENDA!

[𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐢✰ @_timiszn]

I'll go a whole week without spending $40 just to spend $1500 randomly in one day.

[DJB @Skinwalker5110]

Went to the Oreo website and hit accept all cookies. Now we wait.

[GB 🪄 @Gbdaniel001]

When you arrive at a lying competition but the competitor lied about the venue

[Old Salty Marine @BamaSaltyMarine]

My Grandpa Was Found Fishing Near A
Pond By A Police Officer. His Bucket Was Full Of Fish.
Cop: "Do You Have A Fishing Permit, Sir?"

Grandpa: "Nope. These Are My Fish -I Brought Them From Home."

Cop: "What Do You Mean You Brought Them From Home?"

Grandpa: "Every Day I Come Here, Let The Fish Swim In The Pond For A Bit, And Then I Call Them Back."

Cop: "You Call The Fish Back?" Grandpa: "Yep. I Whistle, And They Jump Right Back Into The Bucket."

Cop: "Okay Then... Show Me." So Grandpa Calmly Empties The Bucket Into The Pond And Waits.

After A While, The Cop Says, "Well?!"
Grandpa: "Well What?"

Cop: "Aren'T You Going To Call Te Fish
Back?"

Grandpa: "What Fish?

[𝖗𝖊𝖉✞ @_redfeels]

Throwing all my company's confidential info into ChatGPT to respond to one email