Lucas

i write about clothes

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

twitter is cigarette for the eyes

[Alex Jones @RealAlexJones]

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[Jake @JacobJohnHoward]

Them brands wearing yall

[Lucas @lucasnotlukas]

@artlovelock @NoelGallagher @liamgallagher @BoneheadsPage Got security pulling him down lol the energy last night was unbelievable

[lavitalenta @lavitalenta]

It is Sunday. Act accordingly

[Lucas @lucasnotlukas]

Life is all about looking out for the same well-dressed elderly man who scrolls on his laptop with a cigarette and a beer in hand every time you walk past the local pub.

[CMac @InvestmentTalkk]

The average European employee's workday

[Lucas @lucasnotlukas]

You’re a bitch if you voted for Trump

[𝖦𝗋𝗂𝗆𝖾𝗌 ⏳ @Grimezsz]

@theneedledrop Yes it is, you spineless twat. Ofc ur too much of a pussy to tag me lest I see ur agro remarks.

Why am I having to see this now? I would have assumed I muted you

[PopCulture @notgwendalupe]

15 years ago, the cast of 'gossip girl' exposed each other at thanksgiving dinner while whatcha say by jason derulo played

[muñekita🎀 @d0lleyed]

dating a man who cares about fashion and clothes is actually hell

[Lucas @lucasnotlukas]

Some people really just wanna be on vacation all the time, oh how depressing.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

2 hours of cooking just to eat in 10 minutes and now i've gotta wash everything.

[Lucas @lucasnotlukas]

@____kv____ Come to Germany and let’s go for drinks!

[Lucas @lucasnotlukas]

Can’t stand people who cough every minute in a public space. Get the hell out of this cafe right and now take your ass home!

[Lucas @lucasnotlukas]

When I get drunk my friends all call me “Ginnifer Anniston”

[Lucas @lucasnotlukas]

Me every time I’ve ever had sex

[Lucas @lucasnotlukas]

Somebody please help me, I can’t stop eating croissants and drinking black coffee

[Lucas @lucasnotlukas]

I wish I had a neighborhood bully I could stand up to in order to impress the kids on my street

[Lucas @lucasnotlukas]

I am regularly at war with myself over deciding to have THAT glass of water before bed or not... It’s a haunting decision I’m never sure how to make