Lucas Strassburger

On a search for higher perspective
Lightweight prodigy
Est. 2016
Bport 20

[Lucas Strassburger @lucasstrass]

Today's popular music is brainwash. #fightagainstpopularmusic

[Lucas Strassburger @lucasstrass]

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[Lucas Strassburger @lucasstrass]

I like to make myself feel lazy #learntheartofdying

[Lucas Strassburger @lucasstrass]

I'll slit a mother fuckers throat over my console controllers. #respesctthecontroller

[Conor McGregor @TheNotoriousMMA]

I've been focused the longest

[Lucas Strassburger @lucasstrass]

Tell @joerogan I sent you

[Lucas Strassburger @lucasstrass]

Cool dad cops are the best cops #bluelivesmatter

[Lucas Strassburger @lucasstrass]

If you don't want to worry about something then don't put yourself in a position to worry about it. #brainblast

[Lucas Strassburger @lucasstrass]

I'm living in kindergarten for the rest of my life. #embracethegerman

[Lucas Strassburger @lucasstrass]

Diet coke is my crack #avoidaddiction

[Lucas Strassburger @lucasstrass]

I don't overthink. I just try to find the best answer. #thinkaboutit

[Lucas Strassburger @lucasstrass]

I'm makin moves and takin names #whateverthatactuallymeans

[Lucas Strassburger @lucasstrass]

When you drive by your boss and lean half way out of the window to wave to her and she completely ignores you #ilovemyboss

[Lucas Strassburger @lucasstrass]

I feel like I'm living in a Percy Jackson book

[Lucas Strassburger @lucasstrass]

If I were running for president my slogan would be "I like america" #yeezy2020

[Lucas Strassburger @lucasstrass]

It could always be worse. A starving child in Africa could be a starving child on fire in Africa. #appreciation

[Lucas Strassburger @lucasstrass]

Pro tip: politics is always a great conversation starter #diy

[Lucas Strassburger @lucasstrass]

What if "e pluribus unum" meant "if I fits I sits" #latin

[Lucas Strassburger @lucasstrass]

I've learned that being yourself is great. Just don't be crazy. Being yourself as a crazy person would make you crazy. #woke

[Lucas Strassburger @lucasstrass]

There's no pain worse than the one you get in your lower abdominal area from drinking too much water too fast. #ouch