Lucas

parody of myself

[Lucas @lucasthedon]

Lorde 👍👍

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

When I started talking about Oligarchy, many people didn't understand what I meant.

Well, that's changed.

When the 3 wealthiest men in America sit behind Trump at his inauguration, everyone understands that the billionaire class now controls our government.

We must fight back.

[soapy hadid @soapyhadid]

the way the rest is still unwritten

[Lucas @lucasthedon]

thinking about Harambe today

[Lucas @lucasthedon]

sheryl crow is the greatest philosopher of the last 50 years

[Lucas @lucasthedon]

All the kids who signed up to bring napkins to class parties in school are now adults who have no idea what to bring to dinner parties

[Lucas @lucasthedon]

Destigmatize baths !!!

[Lucas @lucasthedon]

justice 4 michelle branch

[Lucas @lucasthedon]

touched so many bases today (corporate not sexual/baseball)

[Lucas @lucasthedon]

Cate Blanchett

[Lucas @lucasthedon]

Jeopardy but it’s just celebrity gossip

[Lucas @lucasthedon]

Will vote for any candidate who throws anyone who feeds a seagull in jail

[Lucas @lucasthedon]

Cracker Barrel is an invasive species

[Lucas @lucasthedon]

Miss Aria You’re A Killer Not Ezra’s Wife

[Lucas @lucasthedon]

Going to post all my saved drafts before Twitter dies #rip

[dynastic🟡 @dynastic]

this is the only day you can retweet this

[Lucas @lucasthedon]

@zarzeckijustin Oof

[Lucas @lucasthedon]

@zarzeckijustin Should’ve taken a timeout the last possession of regulation - unfortunate

[Lucas @lucasthedon]

rebranding as someone who exclusively listens to 2000s adult contemporary

[Lucas @lucasthedon]

Do you think Bella and Edward played the Cha Cha Slide at their wedding