luce✨

[Mike 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 @SpideyInTARDIS]

“I do not want to be pregnant” more than justifies abortion

[Ryan Love @RyanJL]

Bangers like this are why I cling onto my Twitter account.

[Sophie ✨ @splashysophy]

People are chasing gym crushes.

I’m just praying the gym is empty when I get there. 😁

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

I hope the next global trend is critical thinking

[Tom Holland @holland_tom]

Very happy to say it again. The Odyssey is an amazing film, and missing out on seeing it because you think it’s woke or whatever is cutting off your nose to spite your face. Your loss.

[mogul @sramzzad]

the older I get, the fucker the no

[alexa @alexadoingstuff]

You could literally land a plane by yourself after your instructor jumps to his death mid flight and they’d still use a picture of a man

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Is it just me or does wearing headphones make you hallucinate people shouting your name😭😭😭

[CIÇA @cecirajada]

ser uma mulher engraçada é esquisito pq as vezes faço um homem rir tanto que dá pra ver o semblante dele percebendo que mulheres são gente

[starr @starrchildx]

witty banter is foreplay for me.

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

When I have to pay for something I actually need:

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

I spent money like there was no tomorrow and there was a tomorrow

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

“well if we start removing politicians accused of sexual assault, we’d have to remove most of them...”

YES. THAT’S HOW ACCOUNTABILITY WORKS.

NOT HAVING RAPISTS IN OUR GOVERNMENT SHOULD BE THE BARE. F*CKING. MINIMUM. 🤡

[postydiary @postydiary]

shoutout to my fucking intuition

[Lathrix @Lathrix]

To the people of Clacton.

Regardless of your opinion of Farage, you have the chance to do the funniest thing right now in the history of British politics.

[slim flurton ❄️ @restinghoefacee]

This is why people who are awful humans eventually become ugly in the face

[The Jase 🐶 🎸 🎥 @jasemonkey]

If Nigel Farage is brought down by a man with a bin on his head I might actually feel proud to be British again.

[blue @bluewmist]

Every time you avoid something uncomfortable, your brain reinforces the idea that avoidance works. It literally strengthens the pathways that make hesitation, procrastination, or excuses automatic. And every time you do the hard thing even imperfectly your brain is building a new pathway: this is something I can do.

[em @embbyg]

I need to start documenting myself way more cause the way I look tea nearly every day of my life

[alys @alyssby]

so full of love and rage, very yin & yang of me