Luce (bear)

24 • aroace? • pet-brained • honorary mozzarella • he/it • ΘΔ • 🔞

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just stay

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Link in bio for your convenience (lazy ass)

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Twitter is evil, so I'll be at @lucejuice.bsky.social

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@BeneBjornAD It's really messed up how huge and handsome you are 😔🙏
Thank you King

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@ButteredBragon FINALLY someone who respects the SPIRIT of the challenge

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Me, hosting a cooking show: For today's challenge, I want you to cook a meal that will kill me

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@Kyreden Feed me a loaded gun at this point bro

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@Marsnbars This is not what I wanted in the slightest; indeed your dish has ruined my day beyond recompense. That said, the malevolent aura of this dish is enough to kill. 9/10

[JeffJeff @JeffaDillo]

Gift pic for @LuceJuice bro is built to blow

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@SunflareFats Leo, my beloved...

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What happens when you inject a bear with the dragon serum?
@JeffaDillo made me who I am today

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@Furryhecker I was diagnosed a few years ago and I've been getting by mostly with medication. I've tried to eat less unhealthy food but it's been rough (I'm sure there's some ED stuff there). I know I should exercise, but my stamina sucks and I run out of breath FAST >>

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@cobywb @SomeWeirdFurry Me + spicy food = localized earthquake

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There isn't a single situation where you don't win after tanking a gunshot

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To whoever shot Trump: WHY ARE YOU INTING????

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@WebsterGoat Fatass

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Ate too much sugar for breakfast and now I'm sleepy at work 😔

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"Does Latin have grammar" @FeedTheJankos

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"USDA says to throw food out if the fridge stayed open overnight"
"I will not listen to the equivalent of twitter posts" @FeedTheJankos

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