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always good

[ǝɔnlɐɯ @lucelucifer_esq]

Andrés Cantor needs a raise after that Argentina game

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in what God awful world do you not let people off the elevator first

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my seasonal depression melting slowly away after each minute the sun in nyc has been setting later until our first 6:55pm sunset

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

not being excessive but ppl who keep book bags on their backs while riding the train should be killed

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no better welcome back to the city than a perfect mid 70s day

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@NYCTSubway @HabboOkee we’re still stuck without power in the tunnel…so much for congestion pricing helping with the MTA budget! 🫠🫠🫠

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if there’s one thing California is good at it’s having gloomy mornings where the sun is hiding till 9am

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San Andreas faults peeping NYC after the earthquake

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lolol just experienced an earthquake in nyc while on the train underground

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daylight savings got me acting like a degenerate

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@NYCTSubway can the “please take off your backups during rush hour traffic” announcements make a comeback?

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the Sharper Image store at the mall was always the coolest

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forgetting headphones makes any commute just a lil bit more unfortunate.

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the placebo effect of ginger ale should be studied, if it hasn’t already

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best way to end the year 💍

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how come there isn’t a pomegranate emoji yet?

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FUCK TAXES

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Millennials are the reason you can still work remotely. per BI.

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i saw the sun rise in the east this morning & set in the west this afternoon 🌞

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name a rapper who spits faster than Twista…I’LL WAIT