Luce ✨

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

The worst thing about Charlie Kirk dying is that I had to find out who Erika Kirk was.

[Luce ✨ @lucemurphie]

god I see what you’ve done for others

[Jan Venegoor of Citylink @GaelicRoadSign]

I love strong flavoured Salt & Vinegar Hoops. But you're taking the piss @AldiUK trying to give me a heart attack.

[putasinghonit @putasinghonit]

and if she would have had wheels she would have been a bike

[Luce ✨ @lucemurphie]

if I’m drinking and I put on the linkin park gig from clarkston 2007, fucking send me home

[Luce ✨ @lucemurphie]

No bcos I’ll insult that bitch too x

[ඞ @lifeinchaos_]

Do y'all ladies forget you have a father when you insult men in general???

[kesha @KeshaRose]

.

[halsey @halsey]

I keep your lights on for years and this is the thanks I get?

[Kia 🧸ྀི @xevekiah]

a woman in Ireland went into the hospital smiling.
she was miscarrying, but she still had a heartbeat.
the fetus didn’t.
the doctors said it out loud: nonviable.
she asked for an abortion anyway because she could feel her body turning on her.
she was bleeding. she was in pain. she was terrified.
the nurse said:
“as long as there’s a heartbeat, we can’t.”
she begged:
“so you’re waiting for what?”
and the doctor said, calmly:
“nature.”
“nature” was her fever spiking overnight.
“nature” was her organs shutting down one by one.
“nature” was her husband holding her hand while she vomited and shook and cried.
she whispered:
“please. don’t let me die.”
the hospital told her:
“we’re monitoring.”
she died anyway.
and after, everyone acted shocked like this wasn’t exactly what the policy was designed to do.
they called it a “medical tragedy.”
but it was murder with paperwork.

[Luce ✨ @lucemurphie]

👏🏼 physical 👏🏼 media 👏🏼

[⚡︎ @_sorrengailll]

name something from the past we need to bring back?

[Luce ✨ @lucemurphie]

atp I feel like the only people that actually like each other in this villa is Ciaran & Scott 😭 #LoveIslandAllStars

[Luce ✨ @lucemurphie]

Samie is stronger than me bcos as soon as Lucinda laughed in my face like that I would have been SWINGING #loveislandallstars

[Luce ✨ @lucemurphie]

Not fucking Curtis Pritchard please 😭😭😭#LoveIslandAllStars

[Tee ❦love island era❦ @Mingoobies]

It couldn't have gone worse for Charlie. His enemy got fav boy and then his girl sent him home #LoveIslandAllStars #loveisland

[Luce ✨ @lucemurphie]

this cannot be the same girl who gave us brat summer 😔

[aidan @aidan7501]

Charli XCX reveals that she uses the men’s bathroom instead of the women’s because girls are “drama and annoying”

[Luce ✨ @lucemurphie]

If I could nail that one part of All I Wanted then I’d be unstoppable

[siobhan @muwfcsiobhan]

vodafone when i catch you

[Luce ✨ @lucemurphie]

Chris Martin did not force you to cheat on your wife my guy

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Former Astronomer CEO Andy Byron is reportedly suing Coldplay over the kiss cam scandal.

[Luce ✨ @lucemurphie]

what magic does trishas womb possess?

[Luce ✨ @lucemurphie]

no Facebook, I do not want to add a previous failed talking stage?? thanks for the suggestion though