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[luce @lucewright_]

@Budapupup part of the problem aren’t you then buddy :)

[luce @lucewright_]

@Budapupup But you must use it to know that I use it :)

[Hats @hattiewicks]

My New Year’s resolutions for ALL the ppl asking:
1. Stop drinking all of my money
2. Become a sexy Pilates princess
3. No more vapes !!!!!!!!!

[koi wren @coyrenn]

POV: you're on the way home in the Uber and wondering if that last bump was worth it

[Bags @BodyBagnall]

Deliveroo driver has gone rogue this morning

[luce @lucewright_]

@hattiewicks omg what absolute huns!! Love that for you 🥰😍☺️

[luce @lucewright_]

@Budapupup apologise, now

[luce @lucewright_]

shout out to the guy off marketplace who just came to collect our microwave on a voi in the rain

[luce @lucewright_]

coriander*

[Spac𝓮 ⭐️ @spaceeong]

the “devil’s lettuce” is coleslaw not weed

[luce @lucewright_]

being told to separate your clothes when you wash them is the biggest scam of them all

[Bolu Babalola @BeeBabs]

I couldn't have asked for a better tweet from Paris Hilton at this time

[luce @lucewright_]

i dare anyone to have a more exciting tuesday night than me

[luce @lucewright_]

how long will it take to freeze a frube and will I be asleep before it happens

[luce @lucewright_]

how long will it take to freeze a frube and will I be asleep before it happens

[Liam @Govey24]

This is my daughter, Pakistan International Airlines

[luce @lucewright_]

my patience is way too short today and I am ready to throw my satsuma at someones head

[luce @lucewright_]

@bex_bambi @hattiewicks

[luce @lucewright_]

@TyJermaine_ dusty

[luce @lucewright_]

naaaaah @LidlGB this has to be a joke

[luce @lucewright_]

get yourself a housemate that wakes you up to try their mash potato

[luce @lucewright_]

what a delightful day for the air con in my car to break