Lucy 🧚🏼‍♀️

macaroni in a pot

[Lucy 🧚🏼‍♀️ @lucgretz]

Mentally I’m here

[Lucy 🧚🏼‍♀️ @lucgretz]

Chilling in the boba shop where my problems don’t exist

[Lucy 🧚🏼‍♀️ @lucgretz]

reading pornhubs terms of service, going for a drive

[shane @stinkylittlehog]

being horny is a feminine trait. Men should be constantly thinking about war

[Lucy 🧚🏼‍♀️ @lucgretz]

I’m pretty sure I would have invented the wheel if I was alive in the Bronze Age

[Lucy 🧚🏼‍♀️ @lucgretz]

whenever I need time off work but I’ve already ro’d too much I just quit

[morgan sung @morgan_sung]

sometimes i'm like why am i irrationally angry and then i'm like oh there's an overhead light on

[Lucy 🧚🏼‍♀️ @lucgretz]

@DoctorPissPants @nadiagore777

[Lucy 🧚🏼‍♀️ @lucgretz]

@ramsayfan111 @nadiagore777

[Lucy 🧚🏼‍♀️ @lucgretz]

enjoying my evening until I remember that bag of dried mango my mom bought specially for me that I forgot to eat while I was home

[breebunn @breebunn]

is lava just discharge from the earth's crussy

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

biden after hearing the mario voice

[Lucy 🧚🏼‍♀️ @lucgretz]

@gabeworldpeace smh hoes ain’t loyal

[Lucy 🧚🏼‍♀️ @lucgretz]

that serene feeling after u go food shopping, clean the apartment, & call all ur grandparents 💘

[Lucy 🧚🏼‍♀️ @lucgretz]

me - can’t sleep
my brain - hmmm maybe think about everyone u love dying

[Lucy 🧚🏼‍♀️ @lucgretz]

@lil2lame bugself

[Lucy 🧚🏼‍♀️ @lucgretz]

& defrosters

[Lucy 🧚🏼‍♀️ @lucgretz]

Literally what do men have against windshield wipers

[Lucy 🧚🏼‍♀️ @lucgretz]

thinking about the time my snapchat got hacked and it send nudes of me to all of my female contacts… like thank u tbh

[Lucy 🧚🏼‍♀️ @lucgretz]

Trader Joe’s be giving me trauma and therapy all at once