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people’s side parts yell at me

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you buy enough meat they’ll give you anything

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do you even lindt bro?

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you need breath assistance

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how about we stop putting things in our mouth that we can't ingest 🤓

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in earnest or ingest?

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finna pop my palm on the jesus piece

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now eat your hat !

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showers are like indoor rain

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*TWICE

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you drive into oncoming traffic ONCE and they swear you can’t drive for life 🤨🤨🧐🧐🫤🫤

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call me bog the builder the way i be bogged

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@JoshGio2024 your culture is my costume 😌

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putting on jorts to cosplay short people for the day

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someone pay me 40mil to be kind

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talk about things happening….

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my opps are all four-legged beings

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i’m a crinkle cut chip

[dunt @hehehehlolhehe]

If I’m high don’t put no dude named Kevin around me

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i’m hoeless

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@JoshGio2024 feeling seen & heard

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me if complaining was illegal