Lucien Formichella

Someone once told me I look like someone drew Timothee Chalamet from memory

[Lucien Formichella @lucien_form]

@ShaqKatzner Thanks man—it was kind of trippy

[Lucien Formichella @lucien_form]

They were doing this to us in Minneapolis, too. It was me, the journalist from Reuters, and a couple of live streamers with NBC/CBS gear.

[Lucien Formichella @lucien_form]

I thought the twister was sentient and followed them. Kind of disappointed ngl

[Lucien Formichella @lucien_form]

@nixnik6 Inside cigarette > car cigarette > porch cigarette > beach cigarette

[Lucien Formichella @lucien_form]

It should be a joyful occasion

[Lucien Formichella @lucien_form]

I was so far ahead on grimace this bullshit it’s actually making me angry.

[Lucien Formichella @lucien_form]

The Celtics are trying so hard to give this game away and I’m in pain watching the Cavs fumble it

[Lucien Formichella @lucien_form]

I bought my chain for less than $9 in 2015 so I know

[Lucien Formichella @lucien_form]

I’d be surprised if that chain cost more than $150

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

from mr. steal your data to mr. steal your girl

[Lucien Formichella @lucien_form]

That was crazy. Can’t wait to watch the worst show anyone has ever seen now.

[Lucien Formichella @lucien_form]

I just hate how catty I get during award shows.

[Lucien Formichella @lucien_form]

I've been trying to suck my girlfriend deeper into football by talking about other teams with language she can identify with. Just explained the Lions "lore" for like 15 minutes.

[Lucien Formichella @lucien_form]

I enjoyed writing this article for @fairplanet. If you're interested in what's being done (and not being done) to fight wildfires, give it a read.

[Bill Tripp @CulturalFire]

“Another study found that prescribed burns have a 99.84 per cent success rate, better than suppression tactics. With tens of thousands of wildfires burning per year, the difference may be massive.”
https://t.co/dBke9kYG8F

[Lucien Formichella @lucien_form]

@Connor_J_Hughes Is this type of joint play calling common? It seems like something that could get unnecessarily messy.

[Lucien Formichella @lucien_form]

I made this video for Bret because I believe this is one of the most important cases of our time.

[Bret Raybould @BretRaybould]

I have issued a cease & desist against Tucker Carlson for using footage of my standup in his documentary "The Death of Comedy" without my permission.

Hoping this can become a class action suit for all of the comics used unlawfully in his doc.

[Lucien Formichella @lucien_form]

Listening to conversations between two old New Yorkers is insufferable. It's just like, "In Queens, we had car washes where we could also buy drugs." "Oh yeah? Well in Brooklyn they had laundramats and WE could buy drugs also."

[Lucien Formichella @lucien_form]

Jesus Christ Marie they're minerals

[Fascinating @fasc1nate]

Raw malachite is mesmerizing.
https://t.co/MLMhMWy629

[Lucien Formichella @lucien_form]

In Sicily, every chair faces the front door.

[Lucien Formichella @lucien_form]

@dominick_ra Amazing

[Lucien Formichella @lucien_form]

Every time I interact with someone I'm afraid they're going to laugh at my mustache.