Christopher Levi

comedy writer. Young millenial attitude. Old millennial birthday. Geriatric skateboarder. I play instruments . Bald but handsome.Former live sound professional.

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They call Glendale The Jewel city because it was really into You Were meant For Me During the 90s.

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Denaturalize and deport @elon

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Regular reminder that @tedcruz is an immigrant and looks suspiciously like ALF.

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@patrickcotnoir The man played 16 at 30, he can do 50 at 70. He can do anything (but drag)*

*this is a refrence to a sketch i did almost a decade ago

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@elonmusk: having children is free

Also elon musk: needs billions of dollars in the bank and billions in cosmetic surgery for a woman to come within 10 feet of him

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@feraljokes Nah, jon hamm has sucked since he went to UT if not before

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@maxdubler Or 2010. Also, only want to be a tv writer if you already have a successful tv writer in the family

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@1followernodad I like how all the men are known actors to participate, but the women in the cast are acclaimed voice actors Megan Kelly and Candace Owens.

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@brucedaddy_ I got my fake bands acoustic cover of "My Body" over everyone

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@GinaIppy I think i have been in that group.for like 7 years and got at least one job from it. Thank you

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Why does @elonmusk look like he is leaving napolean and kip with uncle rico so he and their aunt can go on a date to the dunes with some friends

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It's the 21st anniversary of the release of the @ReeseW rom-com Sweet Home Alabama. The baby is finally old enough to be in the bar!

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@katielwright she was was (still is?) dating a comedian and he has, on a few occasions, tweeted it out right

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@katielwright Yeah. Not trying to be a downer but the woman that wrote that article is very against the short/movie because of that

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Has CRJ left scooter? Could CRJ open for Taylor? This is what the people (me) want

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@elizaskinner Sunset home depot roof top

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@msdanifernandez @franklinleonard Whole car

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@msdanifernandez @franklinleonard One time we were at that point in the tour and there was a squirrel just chilling in the spill zone and our whole care was screaming. They managed to escape the flood. It was so dramatic

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@skyler_higley I'm just glad poop isn't involved

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@videogamedeals Ho yeah!