Kenzie Harms

wifey. mama. firefighter. er & ems nurse.

[Kenzie Harms @luckieharms]

9 times out of 10 I care more than you do.

[Candace Owens @RealCandaceO]

The 25th amendment needs to be invoked. He is a genocidal lunatic. Our Congress and military need to intervene. We are beyond madness.

[Kenzie Harms @luckieharms]

@makalab18 Leave the kids out of it….

[Kenzie Harms @luckieharms]

@CaIIMeSabs WOW

[Kenzie Harms @luckieharms]

Day two of (currently) SAHM: my two year old just came up to me and pulled a 1/4 piece of toast that’s been living on my sock for an unknown amount of time 😂🥲

[Kenzie Harms @luckieharms]

Omg. Yes! 😅

[kailey @kaileynoelrae]

I thought when parents were like “omg my toddler only ate applesauce and 5 goldfish crackers today” they were hyperbolizing but no.. they’re really out here surviving on nothing but crumbs and chaos

[Kenzie Harms @luckieharms]

I need to be knitting right now. Or washing clothes. What am I doing? Playing kids songs on a ukulele. 💯

[Kenzie Harms @luckieharms]

Why is the Seinfeld sitcom so comfortable to watch?

[Kenzie Harms @luckieharms]

@tinygirlbighair I remember our dating one and marriage - but I forget our engagement (not that it’s an anniversary I think it’s one of two dates)

[Kenzie Harms @luckieharms]

Can I convert this recipe to instant pot? The answer is yes. The answer is always yes.

[Kenzie Harms @luckieharms]

@rellimcxm @thatkaitlingirl It’s only a tad dated 😬

[Kenzie Harms @luckieharms]

Apple Watch Series 7 arrives next week!! Can’t wait to see that Starlight color 🤩

[Kenzie Harms @luckieharms]

@2Hyperion @macrumorslive @MacRumors Looks like this is the 3rd gen of basic AirPods. The current AirPods Pro are still the current AirPods Pro. 🤔

[Kenzie Harms @luckieharms]

Got that Apple Watch series 7 ordered 😍. Decided against doing cellular this time - but upgrading from the SE so I’ll have EKG and sp02 (imma nerd I know) 🤪

[Kenzie Harms @luckieharms]

Battery life on this iPhone 13 pro max compared to my old iPhone 12 got me like 🥵.

[Kenzie Harms @luckieharms]

@sassydogmom_ That’s…a lot 😵‍💫

[Kenzie Harms @luckieharms]

How am I supposed to post a #mcm for my husband on his bday when all the socials are down? SMH

[Kenzie Harms @luckieharms]

WhatsApp is still a thing?😂

[Kenzie Harms @luckieharms]

Rain all day and I am here for it 😌

[Kenzie Harms @luckieharms]

@thelaceylondon She said no pancakes today, Grammy!