Shiv

[Shiv @luckstar061]

does Kildare Weather know something the rest of us don’t know

[Kildare Weather @KildareMet]

So who’ll be evacuating tomorrow?

[you @MissZindzi]

Going to clubs dressed up like an upper management administrative assistant

[D @more_dreM]

reservations are so embarrassing like hi i'm here for my spaghetti appointment.

[ALIEN SUPERSTAR @aaasherz]

None of them. Give us Theo James!!!!!!

[Bushra Shaikh @Bushra1Shaikh]

Just the humanitarian aid. You sick fucks.

[Shiv @luckstar061]

@frillyflossy I actually think it’ll be called off. Gov won’t want to be embarrassed in front of the EU big wigs.

[Tony - Pod Guy - Groves @Trickstersworld]

Simon Harris: My Party will go after the 1%!
Me: Great, we need to tax the mega-wealthy!
SH: No, you commie scrote. The 1% of the workforce who are long term unemployed.

[111🪽 @ang8lheart]

being wifey material is an insult to me but calling me a dictator is true love

[Shiv @luckstar061]

thoughts and prayers to those who have to endure listening to Utd fans this evening

[lil ♱⁺⋆ @lilsmoresy_]

do not kill. Thanks

[seosamh 🇵🇸 @dayglowj0e]

roisín murphy displaying her golliwog collection... terfism really is the gateway drug to completely losing your mind huh

[Daniel Lambert @dlLambo]

This is Gaza with families in each tent, a few miles away children in Israel (an EU "preferred partner) are swimming in heated pools and getting fast food.

Welcome to the world of the UK/EU/US

[Flightradar24 @flightradar24]

That’s a great looking retro jet @AerLingus!

Check out our automated live stream from London’s Heathrow Airport to catch this landing and more at https://t.co/LRbNtXgYTX

[Shiv @luckstar061]

@poetastrologers ♉️ ☀️ ♌️ 🌙 ♌️ ✨

[Shiv @luckstar061]

make Cokehead McgRapist Secretary of State next

[BRICS News @BRICSinfo]

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 President Trump asks Dana White to become his new Press Secretary and bring UFC fighters with him to "defend us against the lunatic left:"

🇺🇸 Justin Gaethje
🇺🇸 Kayla Harrison
🇺🇸 Daniel Cormier
🇧🇷 Amanda Nunes
🇷🇺 Islam Makhachev
🇷🇺 Khabib Nurmagomedov

[Shiv @luckstar061]

the fuck?

[BRICS News @BRICSinfo]

JUST IN: 🇬🇧 BBC prepares emergency radio studio with 100 staff to broadcast government messages in the event of major infrastructure failure.

[G. @mondelusion]

Robert Pattinson when he found out Callum Turner was the strongest choice to play Bond:

[Justin Kirkland @justinkirkland4]

Framed a photo of Zohran Mamdani for our apartment, like the Catholics used to do for JFK

[Aki🏳️‍⚧️ @aki_st4rz3]

fucking hell Wikipedia doesn't pull any punches