Luck

[Luck @luckvv6]

I just want people to accept me for who I pretend to be.

[gⓗⓓ @GingerHotDish]

It’s time to move somewhere warmer, the surface of the sun sounds nice right now.

[Ms Evilroyslade™️ @msevilroyslade]

Everyone gets along just fine as long as we all stay the fuck away from each other.

[𝕯arƙ @darkronicle]

the intimacy of understanding each other's silence

[Dadof2Boys @Dadof2crazyboys]

My wife just told me I was right, what do I do?

[The B. @anerdonfire2]

I knew it was true love when we pulled out matching voodoo dolls of each other.

[Maryfairyboberry🧚🏻‍♀️ @maryfairybobrry]

Got invited to a gender reveal so I guess I’m a volunteer firefighter now.

[Noora Faith @Sacredfire07]

He writes me into existence.

[LM @lmatti11]

Fuck nudes tell me about the pain that keeps you up at night

[rob delaney @robdelaney]

Here’s another tweet, you pieces of shit

[Ella Zee 🌈👑 @EllaZee5]

*waves confidently back at someone thinking who TF are you.

[༻ 𝐂 𝐍𝐨 ༺ @herprettybones]

Hey small penis dude, how’d you become such an Internet badass?

[Colin @ceejypeejy]

Finally broke 100 followers! In honor of the occasion, I’m going to do nothing since that is a super weak milestone.