Leopold Stotch

There is an idea of who I am; some kind of abstraction. But there is no real me: only an entity, something illusory. I simply am not there.

[OverSabi 🇳🇬 @korejay]

Popped into a Jamaican restaurant for lunch and they had the CLOSED sign up, these times I can see the lady by the till.

So I opened the door to ask if they were indeed closed as the sign suggested and she responded “common sense should tell you that we are open.”

Personally I’m too tired and hungry for an argument today, so I just walked to the Chinese restaurant down the road.

[Leopold Stotch @Lucky13fty]

I’ve seen above average college players that never went pro come to pick up games and drop 50 with ease 😂

[Jemele Hill @jemelehill]

Yes, it’s true. Bench guys can also do this to a lot of college players, too.

But The New York Times wrote about how average gym hoopers stupidly think they’re better than the “worst” pros https://t.co/MWIYt36lHY

[Leopold Stotch @Lucky13fty]

@NitaBonitax Everything they have over there makes me wanna throw up

[Mila ✧ @aip551]

Yesterday I overheard my 3 year old son saying “Are you sure this is a good idea” and my five year old son replying “Trust me” and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.

[Leopold Stotch @Lucky13fty]

Warning Coach look at the shot then say “bang@ with the walk off was cold lol one of my favorite shots ever…

[Neon Boudeaux @Carnage45__]

No.

[Leopold Stotch @Lucky13fty]

@SYDNEYFROMNOVA @ItsMrsPlugg

[Leopold Stotch @Lucky13fty]

@JazTheRapper Jaz.. I’ve been trying to make sense of it for 3 days 😂

[Leopold Stotch @Lucky13fty]

@_WordSmiff_ I thought this was AI when I first saw it honestly

[Trex HasTinyArms @TRexHasTinyArms]

@CollinRugg If you saw this man trying to pick up a gun while he’s arguing with you and you were unable to stop him, you just weren’t cut out for this world

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

When you hear the microwave sound and you are the only one with a leftover.
And you know your siblings very well

[Owen Riese @RieseDraft]

kids these days don’t know they the Big East Tournament used to be the best 5 days of college basketball all season.

[Big Mama, your ARM! @AshleyShyMiller]

Every time, what?

[Leopold Stotch @Lucky13fty]

@_WordSmiff_ The Nintendo Lion King game was the first time I cursed.. got put on punishment that weekend 😂 I was so hot I didn’t even care I just wanted to play again.. still haven’t beat that stupid thing

[Leopold Stotch @Lucky13fty]

@MarauderSpartan @RichJohnsonNFL @AdamFerrellNFL The best part of reading the comments

[INVOICE PAPI @donchdeejay]

NOT THE AIR HORSE 1S

[Leopold Stotch @Lucky13fty]

@LeanandCuisine @SwaggyGQ Nah the fact that the clip exists is 10/10

[Jett 🜲 @iky_fwjett]

imagine a crab coming out of the sea pressuring you to kiss a girl you just met two days ago in a jamaican accent

[#champions🏆 @paniniboy7]

Made a ‘67’ joke to my 9-year old niece and she replied ‘that’s SO last year’💔

[Leopold Stotch @Lucky13fty]

@___Wordsmiff___ Imagine leaving your house.. to go out of your way.. to do.. this 😂😂😂

[Leopold Stotch @Lucky13fty]

😂😂😂

[dr. b 🐐 @CheckTheResume]

buddy walked into Krusty Krab telling niggas to rev up those fryers like he had some motion lmfaoooo