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Ngumu sana unipate na a woman above 25 years old. Mimi huogopa mashosh juu ya trauma. Hapo 20-24 years ndio utanipata. Nikinotice unaturn 25 naanza tu kukupea maexcuse uniondokee. Heri I incriminate myself😂😂😂Dame anakam na baggage ya maex kumi, I'm not your therapist ma🤧🤧

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@SharonAdhiamb0 In your 20s you rejected your agemates for older men sas umefika 30s unataka same men you rejected to come back to you 😅😅

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

The World Bank has given Kenya more than 10 conditions before it can access the next round of loans.

Here are 10 of the main conditions explained in simple terms.

Thread below:

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@Bui_Irungu Moral lesson ?

[Bishop♎ @barrack_gumba]

Professor Philip Muinde Mbithi was the Vice-Chancellor at the University of Nairobi when President Moi called him one morning in the late 1991 and told him he wanted to appoint him the Head of the Civil Service and Secretary to the Cabinet with immediate effect.

The only few questions the professor asked were on what was expected of him, whom he would be reporting to and how much latitude he had in his new job.

‘You will be directly answerable to me.

You are not to receive orders from anybody else except myself.

I will be telling all Cabinet ministers in your presence that henceforth they discuss all government matters with you at Harambee House.

It will be them to come to your office not the other way round', the President told him in a tone of finality.

A cabinet meeting was held and Moi repeated the same in presence of all ministers.

The first sign that something was rotten in Denmark came when then chairman of the Kenya Co-operative Creameries (KCC), Mark Kiptarbei Too, went to see Prof Mbithi with a request that the government bails out the milk-processing company which had been privatised after it had been looted dry when it was a State corporation.

Prof Mbithi told Mark Too that it might be difficult to justify public funding of the KCC now that it was a private company.

However, he directed that KCC liaise with the Agriculture ministry and a Cabinet Paper be written for discussion at that level.

The Cabinet Paper came and the KCC request was unanimously declined by a Cabinet meeting chaired by the President.

But a few days later, Prof Mbithi received a call at about 11.00pm in the night.

Only one person called on that phone at that particular hour.

‘Your Excellency Sir’, Prof Mbithi said when he picked up the phone.

'Professor, huyu sio Moi.

Ni Mark Too.

I am here with Mzee and he is angry that you’re refusing to help KCC against his wishes.

He has told me to tell you that you be in your office at 7.00am tommorow morning and resolve the issue with your people'.

That night Prof Mbithi didn’t sleep and was in his office by seven in the morning.

He found the PS for Treasury and the PS for Agriculture including PS Wilfred Kimalat waiting for him with a bail-out proposal for KCC which he was supposed to approve.

He needed not ask who had sent them to him.

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@Mnauwoo Kuna mtu aliuliza kama ni mzazi ndio alikuja na kiberiti

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@SomoinaKapeen Same question I asked someone who told me I won't go to heaven because I don't go to church.
Another question is, because our grand fathers and great grandfathers were polygamous, you mean they all won't go to heaven ?

[Murage Ngunjiri @jmuragengunjiri]

Garissa Governor Nadhif Jama gives sick woman KSh 1,000 for hospital bill telling her “Hakuna Mambo ya SHA Hapa...Someone should hide this video from Aden Duale

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@SomoinaKapeen Kama wewe hivyo 😂

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@nyabuto_te54135 @HELBpage Ukipewa jibu uniambie pia mm

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@Josh001J I've watched alot of Islamic documentaries moresore those from Syria, Iran, Iraq, Afghanistan and all I can ask is that guy to explain to us why war is an economic activity in muslim countries.

[LesM @lesm71]

Who knew we simply needed to sign a Kenyan to brighten our days

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@Dante_Detrixx @JILLKUI Nowonder uliverify account with 1000 followers, I think your thinking is beyond repair.

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@1_mbaki @joan_reals Women don't tolerate each other

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@arsenalbabe_ He is a Liverpool fan understand him

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@EACCKenya All the way from Amboseli adi Yaya Centre huwa wamejaa hiyo barabara asubuhi wakisanya tu pesa from psv mbona hamjashika hao bado ?

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@Vinny_one1 @TeyaKevin Referee reports everything that happens in the stadium ama how different is reporting fans kupigana kwa stands na vandalising a van that is inside the stadium ?

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@GunnerPuls Netherlands

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@edapal @Elevate765481 @moneyacademyKE @AIRTEL_KE Hii nilinyimwa @AIRTEL_KE si mnirudishie offer yangu 🤨

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@Benking443 Mybe walifuta kwa keyboard symbol ya Ksh. wakakosa wakaamua waeke ya dollar