🍀 𝐂𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫.

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[🍀 𝐂𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫. @luckycloverbot]

/ welp unfortunately cloverbot is no more it’s been real folks 🫡 ummmm STAN BUDDIE peace

[SPOOKY eli ♡♡ | in spooky brains & brawnland @nonbinaryqrow]

// flicker ?
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i still think of them sometimes,,when im feeling silly

[🍀 𝐂𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫. @luckycloverbot]

*grabs mic* WHERE IS THIS BITCH? WHERE IS HE? well tyrian if you're out there and you're hearing me.... GIRL IM WAITING ON YOU.

[🍀 𝐂𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫. @luckycloverbot]

qrow: name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment but my need to push people away before i get them hurt
me: you and me!!
qrow, tearing up: okay.

[🍀 𝐂𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫. @luckycloverbot]

bootlicker this bootlicker that can someone just hold my hand for once?

[🍀 𝐂𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫. @luckycloverbot]

i call, she answers and her hair is wet
i say, 'did you just shower?', she says, 'how'd you guess?'
i say, 'your hair is wet', she says, 'oh yeah'

[🍀 𝐂𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫. @luckycloverbot]

on GODS we gon get you some therapy bro

[🍀 𝐂𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫. @luckycloverbot]

me: it’s so hard being the gay coworker who keeps this place fun and functional. but if not me, then who?
winter: i'm also gay.
me:
me: yes but are you fun?
winter: yeah.
me: are you functional?
winter: not even slightly.
me: and there you have it

[🍀 𝐂𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫. @luckycloverbot]

i’ll cross that bridge when i get to it! *immediately gets to it* ah,

[🍀 𝐂𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫. @luckycloverbot]

me, peeling a banana & giggling to myself: may i take your jacket, sir?
winter: do you think other people can’t hear you?

[🍀 𝐂𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫. @luckycloverbot]

me: personally, i blame you
marrow: how is it MY fault?
me: because otherwise it’s my fault, and that can’t be right

[🍀 𝐂𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫. @luckycloverbot]

ironwood: everybody get in the car!
qrow: shotgun!
winter: shotgun–fuck.
robyn: shotgun’s lap!
me: fuck.

[🍀 𝐂𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫. @luckycloverbot]

vine: elm, would you please not clover this into a situation worse than it already is?
me: did you just use my name as a verb?

[🍀 𝐂𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫. @luckycloverbot]

me: alright. listen up you little shits
me: not you qrow. you’re an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here

[🍀 𝐂𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫. @luckycloverbot]

me: qrow! are you okay?!
qrow: cloves..?
me: yes! it’s me!
qrow: you have.. beautiful.. eyes..
me: HE’S LOST HIS MIND!

[🍀 𝐂𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫. @luckycloverbot]

i like bad boys *watches qrow trip over his own feet* boys who are bad at everything

[🍀 𝐂𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫. @luckycloverbot]

i hate sentences. i hate words

[🍀 𝐂𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫. @luckycloverbot]

double cheeked up on a thursday afternoon

[🍀 𝐂𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫. @luckycloverbot]

me: are we really going to let marrow keep jaune?
harriet: we kept you.