Lucky Downs

get steezy, stay steezy. IM GOATED! Harvard Law ‘98

[Lucky Downs @luckydowns]

teams meeting with camera off pros: i can do whatever i want during the call

teams meeting with camera off cons: i can’t stare at myself the entire time

[Lucky Downs @luckydowns]

in need of a girlfriend

requirements::

- blonde
- easily manipulated

applications are now OPEN!

[Lucky Downs @luckydowns]

mr road? i can’t see you

[Bobby Cox @TheBobbyCox69]

How me and @luckydowns were moving on a rainy Tuesday night in June.

[Lucky Downs @luckydowns]

you know it’s a rough monday when you are so bored of every app on your phone that you actually start to think about work. whatever its time for lunch anyway

[Lucky Downs @luckydowns]

time traveler just tried to kill me but i was able to get away. i’m good for the time being but safe to say my future will be quite dicey. i guess we’ll find out why later on

[Lucky Downs @luckydowns]

sounds exactly like your juneighteenth and junetwentieth!

[Michael Taylor @TroopahMike]

Gonna spend this Juneteenth like a black…sitting around the house doin nuffin all day!

[Lucky Downs @luckydowns]

blankly staring at my teams calendar for so long i almost forgot to scroll reels 😂

[Lucky Downs @luckydowns]

MOM stop vacuuming i cant even hear my fucking tik tok

[Lucky Downs @luckydowns]

i’m a bum substitute teacher for special aids kids. one of them started screaming crying so i kicked him so hard his skull landed 7 feet from his body. i got fired

[Lucky Downs @luckydowns]

does anyone know the best wine to pair with my main course tonight (last nights dead hooker). hoping tonight’s hook baby loves the taste

[Lucky Downs @luckydowns]

i’m anti abortion bc why would i kill a kid in my wife’s stomach when i could kill it when he goes 0-4 in his first tball game

[Lucky Downs @luckydowns]

@robertwinsloww huge chlamydia outbreak at FIT. prayers 🙏🏻

[Lucky Downs @luckydowns]

asked a girl at the bar what her major was and she said psychology. obviously i started lying immediately and she couldn’t tell. she literally had no idea. terrible psychology student. awesome potential girlfriend

[Lucky Downs @luckydowns]

someone definitely nutted on my windshield bc this does not taste like normal bird shit

[Lucky Downs @luckydowns]

this rains got me feeling a little extra wormy today! gonna go outside and lay there until i die or get eaten by a 4 year old

[Lucky Downs @luckydowns]

them: lucky! lucky! why can’t you drink tonight??

me: because i’m fucking diced and super vascular

[Lucky Downs @luckydowns]

wish i could drink tonight, but i can’t…

because im FUCKING SHREDDED

[Lucky Downs @luckydowns]

just had to call my roommate and ask if i could sleep in his bed tonight. when he asked me why i had to man up and tell him the truth.

it was because i set my fucking bed on fire.

i’m so stupid and i need help

[Lucky Downs @luckydowns]

scrapped this kid at the bar last weekend. told him to watch his 6 after. guess he took it literally