i’m shy.

➡️➡️➡️LUKE⬅️⬅️⬅️ is my name. #parody

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@UrPJellyOfMe we left a little chocolate on your pillow for the inconvenience of knowing me

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do any of my likers wanna leave a yelp review to encourage others to come by? anything helps thanks x

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i’m really good at dms :] (lms)

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@UrPJellyOfMe shouldn’t you be happy the book wasn’t spoiled for me? 🤨 I’LL UNPACK THAT TOMORROW.

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eating a bowl of whatever the fuck for big gains this morning 💪🏋️💯

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@seohantwts thank you it’s brutal out here

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@J0eyJuni0r MY LAST CLIENT SKIPPED TOO 😝 HAPPY TUESDAY

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if I weren’t silenced three separate times and didn’t have to make other accounts this would be tweet 1,025 but it’s tweet 700 for now! This is dedicated to poppy 🤍. Enjoy this dance from me, my child thought it was play time. #HTVMILESTONE

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@SeIeneDijon pretty little liars szn

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@taytumtattle MANNN THIS AINT MY DAD!!! THIS IS A CELLPHONE!!!! I THREW IT ON THE GROUNDDDD 👹👹👹

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@C_aseyyyyyy happy enlightenment friend

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@iownitaly never mind deserved. we’re truly sorry for your experience and hope to do better to make you smile in the future.

-mgmt

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@iownitaly okay what the hell

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@oralorrecTALLY next time i’ll leave the plasticware out talulah i can tell u hate dishes by the way you didn’t rinse the bowl 🫯

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@iownitaly but that sounds so good i used to fuck up those little lunchables with the apple slices and caramel cup

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@iownitaly NUTS ARE NOT CANDY!!!!

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@HALLUClNATHAN i snoozed until my timeline for getting to work on time was so bleak i had no other choice

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@sunnynodays i follow a bunny on tiktok that chomps dandelion stems all day i hope he’s having a good day

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@elliestoyhouse shit i’m hunting for 3 or 4 let’s get in the car and triangulate every taco bell in the area

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was anybody gonna say anything to me or

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@helptrev0r someone on youtube had a choco taco but it was from taco bell and it was churro flavored 😭

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@ImNotInNycLol one of us has got to be more locked in on this kind of thing i get fomo fast