Lucky Larry

Eats McDonalds, Looses weight. #LuckyLarry

[Lucky Larry @LuckyLarrytwits]

Cooks Meth. Makes Profit.

[Lucky Larry @LuckyLarrytwits]

Sucks on a lolly pop. Isn't suspected of being gay.

[Lucky Larry @LuckyLarrytwits]

#4WordsAfterSex sorry about the aids.

[Lucky Larry @LuckyLarrytwits]

Told his mom he's in a gang. She says the same thing.

[Lucky Larry @LuckyLarrytwits]

Fucks a hooker. Only gets herpes.

[Lucky Larry @LuckyLarrytwits]

Smokes Weed. Gains Knowledge.

[Retarded Cop @reatardedcop]

If you ever wanted to see how to live as a black person, play Grand Theft Auto.

[Retarded Cop @reatardedcop]

Sings to Rebecca Black. Gets fired.

[Lucky Larry @LuckyLarrytwits]

Pops pills, Smokes weed, Shoots heroin, Drinks alcohol, Sniffs cocaine all in one night. No Hangover.

[Lucky Larry @LuckyLarrytwits]

Ran out of gas. Strangers fill up his tank for free.

[Lucky Larry @LuckyLarrytwits]

Hosts "Project X" party. Not his house.

[Lucky Larry @LuckyLarrytwits]

Moves into a new house. Free Wi-Fi.

[Lucky Larry @LuckyLarrytwits]

Starts online school. Watches porn all day.

[Lucky Larry @LuckyLarrytwits]

Shops online. Gets everything the same day.

[Lucky Larry @LuckyLarrytwits]

Girlfriend on her period. Still fucks.

[Retarded Cop @reatardedcop]

First day of training. Forgets everything.

[Lucky Larry @LuckyLarrytwits]

Flies an Airplane. No snakes.

[Lucky Larry @LuckyLarrytwits]

Peels an onion. The onion cries.

[Retarded Cop @reatardedcop]

A day in the dishwasher will do you some good. Talks to the plates.

[Retarded Cop @reatardedcop]

If you don't have an iPhone I feel bad for you son,
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