Retarded Cop

Drinks one beer. Passes out from being too drunk. #RetardedCop

[Retarded Cop @reatardedcop]

Has sex with a hooker. Its a male.

[Retarded Cop @reatardedcop]

If you ever wanted to see how to live as a black person, play Grand Theft Auto.

[Retarded Cop @reatardedcop]

Sings to Rebecca Black. Gets fired.

[Lucky Larry @LuckyLarrytwits]

Pops pills, Smokes weed, Shoots heroin, Drinks alcohol, Sniffs cocaine all in one night. No Hangover.

[Retarded Cop @reatardedcop]

4th of july fireworks. Thinks he's getting bombed.

[Retarded Cop @reatardedcop]

First day of training. Forgets everything.

[Retarded Cop @reatardedcop]

Goes to Russia. Chernobyl diaries.

[Retarded Cop @reatardedcop]

A day in the dishwasher will do you some good. Talks to the plates.

[Retarded Cop @reatardedcop]

If you don't have an iPhone I feel bad for you son,
💩🔥👍💤
🍔🍟💍🎀
I got 99 emoji's and you can't see none.

[Retarded Cop @reatardedcop]

Tries on women's clothes. In front of a security camera. #RetardedCop

[Retarded Cop @reatardedcop]

Buy's an iPhone. Only uses it to play games. #RetardedCop

[Retarded Cop @reatardedcop]

Doesn't know how to use Twitter. Tries to sue.

[Retarded Cop @reatardedcop]

Calls in a care package. Falls on top of him and kills him.

[Retarded Cop @reatardedcop]

Asks for a promotion. They told him he's too fat.

[Retarded Cop @reatardedcop]

Dreamt of being #1 cop. Works as a mall security.

[Retarded Cop @reatardedcop]

Pulls somebody over. Forgets what for.

[Retarded Cop @reatardedcop]

Runs after a thief. Trips and dies.

[Retarded Cop @reatardedcop]

Drinks one beer. Passes out from being too drunk.

[Retarded Cop @reatardedcop]

Raids a party. Starts another one.

[Retarded Cop @reatardedcop]

Smokes weed. Thinks he's drunk.