Kari Evenson

On a mission to turn twitter back over to sex jokes, sarcasm, and feral wild women. A true philosopher of my time. I am a 40 year old woman. 🔞 psalms 91. Algiz

[Kari Evenson @luckyocotillo]

@Harriwxu3 Not a life jacket in sight I guess.

[Self healing @selfhealingpage]

🚨 BIG NEWS IS HERE.

[Kari Evenson @luckyocotillo]

@KendraYola12225 If you have the time please review on Amazon.that would be so helpful.😀

[Kari Evenson @luckyocotillo]

My book is on Amazon kindle. If you want to look it up. It’s a fun little story I wrote for quite a while and I’m quite proud of it. It’s kinda hard to find on Amazon, but search it on kindle and it shows up.if you read it, it would help me a lot if you would leave a review.

[🧬Maxpein🧬 @maximumpain333]

Here are 111 “I COMMAND” affirmations to decree, declare, and embody the greatest, most magical, most prosperous day of your life — TODAY.

Read them out loud. Sing them. Dance them. Feel them land in your body. This day is already done.

111 I COMMAND AFFIRMATIONS FOR THE MOST MAGICAL DAY EVER

1. I command today to be the greatest, most magical day of my life.
2. I command my body, mind, and soul to wake up joyful, energized, and alive.
3. I command money to flow to me easily, effortlessly, and abundantly today.
4. I command wealth to surprise and delight me in unexpected ways.
5. I command prosperity to meet me everywhere I go today.
6. I command divine opportunities to open instantly in my favor.
7. I command success to follow every action I take today.
8. I command my nervous system to feel safe, calm, and protected.
9. I command angelic protection around me, my home, and my path.
10. I command celestial guidance to lead every decision I make today.
11. I command joy to overflow through my heart and smile.
12. I command myself to sing, dance, laugh, and play freely today.
13. I command my energy to be magnetic, radiant, and powerful.
14. I command abundance to chase me down today.
15. I command money to come to me while I enjoy my life.
16. I command happiness to be my default state today.
17. I command bliss to ripple through my entire being.
18. I command ease in every interaction and conversation.
19. I command my work to feel fun, light, and rewarding.
20. I command today to feel rich in every way possible.
21. I command financial miracles to unfold naturally today.
22. I command prosperity consciousness to guide my thoughts and actions.
23. I command myself to feel confident, grounded, and powerful.
24. I command my heart to stay open and playful all day long.
25. I command laughter to find me again and again today.
26. I command my smile to be contagious.
27. I command love to meet me in every moment.
28. I command divine alignment with my highest timeline today.
29. I command ease instead of effort.
30. I command grace instead of pressure.
31. I command my bank accounts to increase today.
32. I command financial security to anchor deeply in my body.
33. I command safety in my movements, travels, and choices.
34. I command benevolent outcomes in all situations.
35. I command everything to work out better than expected.
36. I command myself to feel proud of who I am today.
37. I command success without stress.
38. I command wealth without sacrifice.
39. I command joy without condition.
40. I command miracles to feel normal today.
41. I command angelic support to surround me constantly.
42. I command my intuition to be clear and strong.
43. I command inspired ideas to download easily.
44. I command my creativity to flow effortlessly.
45. I command money to reward my joy today.
46. I command prosperity to respond to my presence.
47. I command my energy to uplift everyone I meet.
48. I command fun to be productive today.
49. I command play to be profitable today.
50. I command happiness to multiply.

[Kendra Yolanda @KendraYola12225]

@luckyocotillo Shakin Bones has such a raw, bluesy soul. The juke joint opening pulls you right in, and the road tour with the damned blends grit, music, and heart in a way that feels strangely tender and unforgettable.

[Kari Evenson @luckyocotillo]

@KendraYola12225 OMG!!! Thank you so much!

[𝐣𝐞𝐧𝐧𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐫 ᥫ᭡. @jen_in_reverie]

Dear Santa,

I've been a goddamned delight.

[etherealtaro 🪽 @etherealtaro]

𝟤𝟢𝟤𝟨 𝖾𝗇𝖾𝗋𝗀𝗒:

[Anna @annaopes]

❥ 𝐸𝑣𝑒𝑛 𝑎 𝑏𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑡 𝑏𝑒𝑐𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑠 𝑔𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑙𝑒 𝑤ℎ𝑒𝑛 𝑡𝑜𝑢𝑐ℎ𝑒𝑑 𝑏𝑦 𝑡𝑟𝑢𝑒 𝑙𝑜𝑣𝑒 ..

[patti o'malley @OzoneparkPatti]

She is addictive because she possesses a pure heart and a dirty mind."

~Jonathan Muncy Storm

[Holy Bible @Holy__Bible1]

Amen