sometimes i tell the hoes im falling for them so they stop texting me
only the extra silly ones keep playing along and thats how i know theyre just as unstable as i am
last night there was a fight at the bar i work at and i got scolded bc i was cracking jokes and laughing when i was supposed to be serious LMAO I CANT EVEN BE SERIOUS DURING A FUNERAL YOU WANT ME TO BE SERIOUS FOR 2 DRUNK DUDES FIGHTING? π₯΄