Lucas Rowan

future professor for hire // meme scholar {pt}

[Lucas Rowan @lucrowan]

*plays rap air horn in the background*

[Lucas Rowan @lucrowan]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Lucas Rowan @lucrowan]

welcome to hell #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Lucas Rowan @lucrowan]

Social media fell to the wayside for me but no one posts here anymore. I’m free. I feel so powerful. No one can stop me from being mundane online.

[Lucas Rowan @lucrowan]

@champflint I know this was months ago but do you take constructive criticism on your tweets?

[Lucas Rowan @lucrowan]

@volkdolk happy anniversary

[Lucas Rowan @lucrowan]

Woke up to Infernape banging pans together because we haven’t left the city in a while, so I guess that means I need somewhere to go

[Lucas Rowan @lucrowan]

@RotomPokedex @hikaribellamy I’ve definitely been called worse, so I’ll pick a battle for a different day

[Lucas Rowan @lucrowan]

@RotomPokedex @hikaribellamy That’s me, I’m stinky

[Lucas Rowan @lucrowan]

@RotomPokedex @hikaribellamy That’s fair.

[Lucas Rowan @lucrowan]

@RotomPokedex @hikaribellamy You shouldn’t be typo’ing. I think you have a system update.

[Lucas Rowan @lucrowan]

@RotomPokedex @hikaribellamy I’M NOT LETTING YOU BLOCK ME

[Lucas Rowan @lucrowan]

@RotomPokedex @hikaribellamy You can’t block me? I helped make you?

[Lucas Rowan @lucrowan]

@hikaribellamy They just want poffins!

[Lucas Rowan @lucrowan]

@hikaribellamy That’s fine! What demands would rotom want from a union.

[Lucas Rowan @lucrowan]

@hikaribellamy The MANY rotom that we employ take poffins and the thrill of electronic chaos as equal pay.