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it’s not a gang. it’s a club.

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Overheard at airport: Spirit employee on the phone telling someone “update were taking @SouthwestAir home”

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Doing God’s work by making my grandma watch the movie masterpiece Teen Witch @RobynLively

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@Machete1224 grand slam has improved my day by at least 12%

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Did not expect to finish undergrad with my hot pink retainer in using my pillow to prop up my lap top but that’s just where we are

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My favorite level of drunk is attempting risky intro level gymnastics tricks

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My 2 favorite things collided today—shopping for arts and crafts and MLB notifications pouring in.

[Houston Astros @astros]

Our Virtual Fan Fest grand finale giveaway, a @JoseAltuve27 signed jersey.

RT now for a chance to win!

#ForTheH

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My lab goggles/masks gave me a blister on my ear. I feel so betrayed.

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Every time I get a friend to watch an episode of @BlownAwaySeries I’m doing God’s work.

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Had to look up what a touchback is, but I’m pretty sure it’s a good thing! #CottonBowl

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One of the lesser known Jewish Christmas traditions is the horrific stomach pains after Chinese food. My Ashkenazi digestive tract is very delicate.

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Redownloading @WhaleTrail is unlocking middle school memories I didn’t know existed.

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the new Borat made me get around to finally starting The Spy and it is v unsettling seeing @SachaBaronCohen being
a) serious and
b) really hot

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Kahoot! is addicting. Nothing compares to the feeling of mercilessly crushing my classmates in order to win just a few bonus points.

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Reviewing size exclusion chromatography (SEC) and torn between making a size matters joke or an SEC joke. @faithblank2

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Sometimes I think my life is a Truman Show-esque sitcom except it’s def written by Larry David

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I’ll say it, I’m not sure ppl watching #Bedlam are the target audience for the mealtime magic dolls.

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@Clare_Crawley is engaged and Biden is the new president—good week.

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You know the Chem courses are getting too hard when even Google cannot help you.