Lucy BlueSkies

Performance Artist// Drag Cyborg
@startrekstripper @lucyblueskies
she//her Ⓥ

[Lucy BlueSkies @lucy_blueskies]

The Substance has now joined Nope on my short list of Movies so Scary I'm Crying my Eyes Out

[Missy Martinez @MissyXMartinez]

Bouncing on it in a way that shows I have a structured settlement but I need cash now

[Himberly @himbo_anonymous]

Bouncing on it in a way that would make the gods punish me for my hubris

[Arthouse Shawn Levy @firagawalkwthme]

Bouncing on it in a way the demonstrates the indomitable nature of the human spirit

[norby 🇵🇸 @whokillednora]

the only thing keeping me from muting the word wicked is my undying allegiance to the city of boston and her people

[Lucy BlueSkies @lucy_blueskies]

@love_mikehawk Yes

[Lucy BlueSkies @lucy_blueskies]

I had a dream where I was at work and there was a sign on the wall that was like the "Loose Lips sink Ships" sign but it said "Loose Stools betray Fools". So keep that in mind I guess

[Lucy BlueSkies @lucy_blueskies]

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[Katie Rife @RifewithKatie]

I worry that the young queers are losing the transformative, liberating joy of identifying with the villain.

[Lucy BlueSkies @lucy_blueskies]

It's too bad that Jar Jar Binks got canceled but it was only a matter of time before he got "Meesa Too-ed"

[Lucy BlueSkies @lucy_blueskies]

@love_mikehawk I've got a Brent Spiner wall but I'm proud of it

[Lucy BlueSkies @lucy_blueskies]

I love when my friends come over! Time to inexplicably feel the need to apologize for owning items and keeping them in my home

[Lucy BlueSkies @lucy_blueskies]

Is ripping a vape in front of the Amish considered heresy?

[Lucy BlueSkies @lucy_blueskies]

Feels good to finally get the recognition I deserve

[Lucy BlueSkies @lucy_blueskies]

Apparently the "Yes and" rule of comedy is not common knowledge

[Lucy BlueSkies @lucy_blueskies]

@zadgravebone The ticket bots swarming your AI Lex posts is sending me

[Lucy BlueSkies @lucy_blueskies]

New record, 75 seconds between a girl yelling "put your peepee away!" at the bar to the bouncer walking the dude out. Wooo it's 1pm in Providence, Rhode Island alright

[Lucy BlueSkies @lucy_blueskies]

The haters will never take my childlike sense of wonder

[Lucy BlueSkies @lucy_blueskies]

@patomicbomb @brittanyalecia_ He's going potty, leave him be 🥺