surely not that dancing kid

Escaped the dark tunnel to find light. | I make weird comics inspired by the Peanuts art style where I make people say random stuff ~ she/her

[surely not that dancing kid @lucy_parla]

@AubreyLaces @AmberfaII Can’t you just shut the fuck up, Elixir?

[surely not that dancing kid @lucy_parla]

@anjumjfax You went viral once, you can do it twice

[surely not that dancing kid @lucy_parla]

I’m planning on redoing most of the FATGOF strips soon, I would really like to make a small book containing the first 10 strips in a small print and donating all the profits to both @SchulzMuseum and @StJude.
Probably gonna be a summer project, I wanna get decent at this first 😂

[surely not that dancing kid @lucy_parla]

Fran and the game of life: 5
(April 2026)
Now also in Italian! 🇮🇹
Inspired by a small chat I had with my doc before heading out, thanks doc!

[surely not that dancing kid @lucy_parla]

@d3v1ldnp Naaah, not at all… she still likes him. It’s just the WildBrain way of going about her “Reverse Psychology”.
Watching the entire episode I was dying by Patricia just going on about his “love signals”, you can tell she lowkey wanted them to be real

[surely not that dancing kid @lucy_parla]

holy

[Tony Chau @SaskioLoL]

tracking the period cycles of your league duos can lead to increased winrates

i have 147 games of data on this.

my friend yuulu tweeted about it earlier because she finally saw the CRM i've been keeping on her for months.

overall winrate with her sits at 55.1%.

on period games? 52%.

off period? 57.5%.

that's a 5.5% delta over 5 tracked cycles with a 94.3% confidence.

the data doesn't lie. I have an excel with our accounts linked up to riots api and it pulls data based on kda, damage dealt & winrate.

during her period her aggression rating spikes to 8.6 out of 10 based on damage dealt and deaths.

that means during her period i'm playing TRISTANA.

rocket jumping into every fight.

matching her chaos with my chaos. if she's gonna flash forward i'm gonna flash forward with her.

we're both committing war crimes at the SAME TIME

off period? completely different player.

aggression drops to 4.85. plays calculated.

kda higher due to dying less.

best vision score. she's entering her peak janna phase.

so when she's off period i'm locking VAYNE. patient. scaling.

tumbling around and waiting for good opportunities to fight.

we play a slow methodical lane and farm up to late game. that's where we pop off.

the 57.5% winrate off period comes from this coordination.

we're not just playing league.

we're playing league AROUND her HORMONAL CYCLES.

most of you can't even tell when your duo is tilted after 3 games.

i can tell when mine is entering the pre-menstrual aggression window 3 days out based on over-aggressive timers alone.

her next cycle starts april 17th at 9:36am.

5.2 day duration estimated.

i've already shifted my youtube content creation strategy around this for viewers to be prepared for more Tristana commentaries.

this is the level of commitment required to climb with a duo.

you think you can just queue up with your friend and vibe your way to challenger? no. you need DATA.

you need ANALYSIS.

you need to know what play style she's locking BEFORE she locks it based on where she is in her cycle.

yuulu thought i was crazy when i told her the prediction. she opened her health app.

told me her app predicted her period to be between April 15th - April 19th.

my CRM beat her own body's tracking

Study the Saskio way

[surely not that dancing kid @lucy_parla]

Ayooo, anybody got tips on how to either improve my handwriting or if it would be better for me to start using fonts for the texts in Fran and the game of life? I plan on drawing new ones soon but tbh I don’t really feel satisfied with the results :/

[surely not that dancing kid @lucy_parla]

@fartsniffer5k @SnoopertBeagle Can you make a steal her look for Frieda pls

[surely not that dancing kid @lucy_parla]

@WIWIWIWIWANA This screams both Charlinus and DAJE ROMA DAJE

[surely not that dancing kid @lucy_parla]

@WIWIWIWIWANA possibile peak lucille, keep cooking

[surely not that dancing kid @lucy_parla]

Fran and the game of life: 4
(February 2026)
Tried something different here

[surely not that dancing kid @lucy_parla]

Fran and the game of life: 3
(November 2025)
Starting to explore more stuff, but have way more to go before I can say I know how to draw comics.

[surely not that dancing kid @lucy_parla]

Fran and the game of life: 2
(October 2025)
Did this for Peanuts 75th as a tribute of mine.
Still, you can tell I’m not a pro at this

[surely not that dancing kid @lucy_parla]

Fran and the game of life: 1
(July 2025)
Yeah, you could tell this was my first ever attempt at drawing a comic in the Peanuts art style.

[surely not that dancing kid @lucy_parla]

@gabe_s_platypus I now want PP and Marcie in the LiS storm, please Ana, I need you to cook

[surely not that dancing kid @lucy_parla]

@KillTheCarp Porti il tuo culo a Roma, prendi il regionale da Tiburtina e vai all’aeroporto da lì (e con la scusa ti fermi un paio d’ore e ci prendiamo un caffè che non ti vedo da un casino)

[surely not that dancing kid @lucy_parla]

@KillTheCarp Ti tocca fare drin drin alla banca tesoro, unico modo

[surely not that dancing kid @lucy_parla]

@KillTheCarp WTF

[surely not that dancing kid @lucy_parla]

@KillTheCarp Parlo io che ho provato Boo e Hinge e subito un bamboozle lol

[surely not that dancing kid @lucy_parla]

@KillTheCarp Ma chi cazzo ti capita wtf