Lucy Abrams

[Lucy Abrams @LucyAbrams]

I told my wife “You don’t have a monopoly on being right” and now she also has monopolies on sleeping in our bed and watching our TV.

[Lucy Abrams @LucyAbrams]

@donnamackenziee All Scotland based peeps you have got to see this. https://t.co/CvTvC6yRj5

[Lucy Abrams @LucyAbrams]

No man goes before his time. Unless the boss leaves early.

[Lucy Abrams @LucyAbrams]

@evilqueenlife All Scotland based peeps you have got to see this. https://t.co/CvTvC6yRj5

[Lucy Abrams @LucyAbrams]

Nothing says “I don’t take you seriously” like your dog wagging his tail when you are yelling at him.

[Lucy Abrams @LucyAbrams]

@endtimewisdom All Scotland based peeps you have got to see this. https://t.co/CvTvC6yRj5

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Some guy just gave me half of a peace sign.

[Lucy Abrams @LucyAbrams]

@DormarHenderson All Scotland based peeps you have got to see this. https://t.co/CvTvC6yRj5

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I really would love to see two mimes arguing

[Lucy Abrams @LucyAbrams]

@Essayhelp247 All Scotland based peeps you have got to see this. https://t.co/CvTvC6yRj5

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@Elsweet93 All Scotland based peeps you have got to see this. https://t.co/CvTvC6yRj5

[Lucy Abrams @LucyAbrams]

People who say Trick or Treat to me have given me one too many options.

[Lucy Abrams @LucyAbrams]

@ElianCarsenat All Scotland based peeps you have got to see this. https://t.co/CvTvC6yRj5

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@drgeraint All Scotland based peeps you have got to see this. https://t.co/CvTvC6yRj5

[Lucy Abrams @LucyAbrams]

A guy in the store on his cell said “Susan, I’m in my car on my way” so I yelled “NO HE’S NOT!” Because nobody lies to Susan in front of me.

[Lucy Abrams @LucyAbrams]

@EdvardasDauksa All Scotland based peeps you have got to see this. https://t.co/CvTvC6yRj5

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@DocMould All Scotland based peeps you have got to see this. https://t.co/CvTvC6yRj5

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@ExecSpace All Scotland based peeps you have got to see this. https://t.co/CvTvC6yRj5

[Lucy Abrams @LucyAbrams]

If you have something to say, raise your hand and place it over your mouth.

[Lucy Abrams @LucyAbrams]

@ElmoSanctuary All Scotland based peeps you have got to see this. https://t.co/CvTvC6yRj5