goose

dance enthusiast, cat enthusiast, enthusiastic in general || IU alum

[goose @lucydm_]

Do what makes you happy!! Eat what your heart desires! Ask that person out!!

Life is so short. You never know what’s going to happen. What are you waiting for?

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

if you don’t like being kissed on the lips don’t be such a great friend

[Colt @ColtTTV_]

could be us

[bonnibel website 🔆 @bonnibloop_]

pov ur a dumb idiot green pig in a oddly breakable house

[goose @lucydm_]

if I was getting proposed to on the bachelor and he pulled out a silver ring I’d vomit

[抱きしめる @F41rygirl]

she’s a 10 but she gets EXTREMELY irritable and hostile when she’s overstimulated

[🐌 @Wheeema]

when you pass someone to see if they look as stupid as they drive

[goose @lucydm_]

meow

[goose @lucydm_]

You know the real reason I hate winter? Wet sleeves. I hate god damn wet sleeves

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

With yet another deadly mass shooting in America, it’s worth re-watching Jon Stewart completely dismantle a Republican MAGA extremist on the issue.

[randy @woahokrandy]

Joe Jonas was tired of Sophie Turner putting the cups in the top cabinet, far from his reach, TMZ reports

[Sherry @SchrodingrsBrat]

Never underestimate the influence you have on others. I still cook pasta the way I saw in a YouTube video. My friend still buys the brand of chocolate I once got her for Christmas. Some still listen to the music their ex once listened to. People may leave, but the memories stay.

[goose @lucydm_]

It’s almost as if our goals in life aren’t centered around what Mr. Dick Pooper thinks all women should be <3333 thanks for taking up valuable space on earth, dawg

[euphoria @euphoriaHBO]

We are incredibly saddened to learn of the passing of Angus Cloud. He was immensely talented and a beloved part of the HBO and Euphoria family. We extend our deepest condolences to his friends and family during this difficult time.

[goose @lucydm_]

watching the bear while eating a tostinos party pizza 🫶🏼

[goose @lucydm_]

No one cares

[goose @lucydm_]

where did the breed of man who just does pull-ups on anything he finds at the gym come from? and how do we make them extinct

[goose @lucydm_]

I am so in love with him

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

“Pedro Pascal is powerful, soulful, hilarious, capable of having the deepest conversations, willing to hold your hair back when you’re sick, and in possession of the broadest shoulders to lean on. His light burns so bright. He’s the whole motherf-cking deal.” - Sarah Paulson

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

Fuck the NRA and Fuck The Gun Lobby.