Lucy

Daddy's snow bunny. I'm that bitch from philly. Don't call me.

[Lucy @lucydobetter]

Don't call me.

[junior miss little italy @claybaebae]

One time when I was 17 my card got declined on a mcflurry https://t.co/QJEOYGVjVc

[Lucy @lucydobetter]

Ugh.

[Lucy @lucydobetter]

Dad needs to step it up. This bark box shit isn't gonna cut it. Looking for an apartment. I'll call you.

[Lucy @lucydobetter]

No way I don't die in this blizzard. #SnowBunny

[Lucy @lucydobetter]

~queen~

[Lucy @lucydobetter]

You've hardly done sit and what you have done has been bad. https://t.co/pD6PWeYXpR

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

There is an incredible spirit of optimism sweeping the country right now—we're bringing back the JOBS!

[Lucy @lucydobetter]

I've been in this goddamn tub for 18 hours now and need someone to let me out.

[Lucy @lucydobetter]

Don't call me.

[Lucy @lucydobetter]

Roses are red
Violets are a flower
It's about time for ISIS to fly a plane
Into Trump Tower

[Lucy @lucydobetter]

Turns out my cousin is still alive. @goobbingoob

[Lucy @lucydobetter]

When dad tries to dress me in collars meant for the common folk🙄

[Lucy @lucydobetter]

You can eat my entire fucking ass from the time you read this until I tell you to stop. https://t.co/O5gu0QXVN7

[Senate Republicans @NRSC]

Why are Democrats trying to steal the Supreme Court seat from the American people? ⚖️ 👨‍⚖️👩‍⚖️ READ: https://t.co/YiFU3LZMiW #SCOTUS

[Lucy @lucydobetter]

This gif is how Gaby acted all weekend. https://t.co/KMSINTzPk8

[Lucy @lucydobetter]

Aunt Gaby will sit on your face for $500.

[Lucy @lucydobetter]

Now willing to babysit. Give me your kids.

[Lucy @lucydobetter]

.@realDonaldTrump

[Lucy @lucydobetter]

RIP to my hoe-ass cousin.

[Lucy @lucydobetter]

Was able to vote 37 times in #Philly before Trump's poll watchers showed up. #ImWitHer #VoterFraud

[Lucy @lucydobetter]

Aunt Gaby will sit on your face for $500.