my mom had this 20-something bf when i was young. my brother and i went through his wallet shortly after meeting him (sorry!)
we found out his middle name was lamar
we then got a fish and named it lamar ?? we'd say ominous things like "have you seen our fish LAMAR"
Keir Starmer has been a disappointment, but anyone calling him 'Britain's Worst Ever Prime Minister' in a world where Liz Truss & Boris Johnson exist must have been kicked in the head by a horse
Old woman of about 70 with a blue Reform rosette on asked us what platform at central the train to East Kilbride was and we’ve sent her one the one to Carlisle 😭🤣