@NoobMaster69

There’s layers to this shit player, tiramasu.

[@NoobMaster69 @lucyeversonice]

Ah the age old question of ‘are the voices in my head a side effect of my medication or am I just coming into my professor X style telepathy?’
Only time will tell I spect, so if you see me recruiting mutants, mind your business I’m working on something xxx

[@NoobMaster69 @lucyeversonice]

You may say 8 full sized pillows on my bed is unnecessary … but guess what I got? 16 alternating cold sides 😀

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Post cold shower, bollock naked lying in front of my fan on full speed. This weather is killing me off

[@NoobMaster69 @lucyeversonice]

So much easier to eat healthier when the sun is out. Alfresco dine with a salad you say? Don’t mind if I do

[@NoobMaster69 @lucyeversonice]

Nothing more humbling that a passport photo, I look like a kneecap

[@NoobMaster69 @lucyeversonice]

If the multiverse is real then I hope the other Me’s are less stressed & are living the good life. Cos it ain’t going good for Lucy on 616 let me smell ew x

[@NoobMaster69 @lucyeversonice]

Gotta love @paigeyhannah1 telling me that adding some highlight to my hair will give me ‘dementia’
Who’s got the heart to tell her that she means ‘dimension’ then?

[@NoobMaster69 @lucyeversonice]

If anyone needs me give me 3-5 working days cos I need to go to my mind palace & contemplate what I just watched.
#DrStrange

[@NoobMaster69 @lucyeversonice]

When I grow up I wanna be Miriam Margolyes

[@NoobMaster69 @lucyeversonice]

I hate that I do this, but it’s PRACTICAL

[Charlie White @CharlieWhite_22]

Ye bird puts her hand on the passenger seat headrest and turns around when she reverses

[@NoobMaster69 @lucyeversonice]

Nothing gives me the fear more than people who can eat a yoghurt that hasn’t been kept in the fridge.
Get your room temperature sweaty thick milk away from me & behave

[@NoobMaster69 @lucyeversonice]

The sooner insta let’s us expand a profile picture the better.

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@nikitadaviess_ @YazminHadfield @gogadandy NO

[@NoobMaster69 @lucyeversonice]

The girls keep scheming to get me a stripper for my bday & I can’t express to them how much I am cringing at the sheer thought of it. Like I don’t wanna disown my best friends of 15 years but I might have to if a middle aged man flops it out of a g-string while everyone watches

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@gogadandy Goga stop encouraging them

[@NoobMaster69 @lucyeversonice]

@gogadandy Yeah how funny 😂😂😂😂 I just wanted everyone to gather in one place & have a weird old night together 🥲

[@NoobMaster69 @lucyeversonice]

@YazminHadfield @NethercottRosie behave the pair of you or I swear to lucifer himself you will feel the wrath

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I need a weekend in where I don’t leave my bed for the entire duration.

[@NoobMaster69 @lucyeversonice]

@jade54210820 Get your shrek on boo, we gotta do what we gotta do

[@NoobMaster69 @lucyeversonice]

Anyone up for a road trip? Cos I gotta go to fucking Belfast to get my passport renewed? I’ll let you be in charge of the aux cord & provide snacks. Apply within x

[@NoobMaster69 @lucyeversonice]

@hopeedmundsx Because they’re taking minimum of 10 weeks to come back & the only place that has availability to fast track me is fucking Ireland. So top of the morning to ya laddie! ☘️