@MrThunderBeats bro, this is so hilarious. can i refer to you as my "Press Secretary-in-Chief?" solid writing man
p.s. pay your interns
p.p.s. also, i don't even own a couch at this point
p.p.p.s. this graphic is dope, can I use it? https://t.co/VntVReDQdi
@MrThunderBeats ok bro, this is like actually funny, now that I can read the whole thing. oddly enough, your vision of my campaign is eerily close to some of my deepest held beliefs. i love it. please keep writing, you had me lol'ing multiple times :)
@MrThunderBeats I feel you. Humor is 1A stuff, I get it. But "the bottom of the article" is beyond the paywall and the quote is "above the fold," so to say. Maybe put the disclaimer at the top. Also, I'm pretty sure you can't quote someone as saying something they did not, but you do you. Thx