Lucy Elizabeth

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[Lucy Elizabeth @lucyewynn]

@OfficeShoes Please can you help cancel an order it is being delivered to the wrong address. I have tried your online chat and nobody responded for hours and now says it's unavailable!

[Lucy Elizabeth @lucyewynn]

@Minky_monkey @SurreyPolice I've just driven past in the other direction and saw the fallen tree. It didn't seem like there'd been any injuries thankfully unless you've heard different?

[Lilith @Lilith_Atheist]

Morning, everyone 😊

[jynx @jynxbby]

when my yapping battery runs out and I just sit there like this

[Michelle @kajujezz]

then explain this ?

[Lucy Elizabeth @lucyewynn]

@ecareyo They're paying people in the property industry ££££ to work there to develop it into the 'next Dubai', and it's tax free. They will stay a few years then bounce.

[Sam @SamanthaTeta]

global headlines back to back.

what an absolutely sick, terrifying world women must navigate.

[Lucy Elizabeth @lucyewynn]

@OfficeShoes I've been trying to cancel an order through your online chat service for 2 days and keep missing the response as it gives no indication of how long it will be before someone replies! Please help as I have sent the order to the wrong address.

[David Challen @David_Challen]

Whilst many tune into watch England in the #EURO2024 final, watching in hope and anticipation, remember many women and children will be watching for different reasons…

Domestic abuse increases by 26% when England win or draw and by 38% after a defeat at a major tournament.

[Stephen Kelly @StephenPKelly]

FLEABAG (2016)

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

In one day we had a man who murdered 3 people with a crossbow and another man left a chopped up body in a suitcase on Clifton Suspension Bridge.

We have a problem with male violence, fuelled by a society where it is acceptable to blame everyone else for your own problems.

[Lucy Elizabeth @lucyewynn]

@therealmissjo 3% of rape allegations are false.

[Lucy Elizabeth @lucyewynn]

@MayhemMonkey919 @legalclaret @ElephantLib Genuine question, what is leading you to blindly jump to his defence despite all the evidence to the contrary? Why do you not want to believe women so badly? Pls explain

[Lucy Elizabeth @lucyewynn]

@elizabeth__db @imshanereaction This is so grossly unfair. You're again making a man's behaviour one woman's responsibility. Please think about the nuance of this situation for her when he was clearly being protected by so many people behind the scenes.

[Lucy Elizabeth @lucyewynn]

@julesmchamish @scottygb Katherine Ryan has been calling him out without naming him for years. Not sure this would be such a big story if just him though. I reckon more than one name.

[Hannah Tomes @hannahtomes_]

Some genuinely hilarious responses on Sky’s rolling list of messages for King Charles before the coronation, but none that sums up British culture more than this

[Lucy Elizabeth @lucyewynn]

@symprove Are there any plans for a travel size/one dose bottles? Unfortunately the big bottle and needing to refrigerate is impractical if not at home every night of the week, travelling etc 😕

[B&S @_B___S]

Arctic hares are very cute in a snowball type of way.

[Zara Rahim @ZaraRahim]

Why? because she’s brought a ludicrously capacious bag. What’s even in there, huh??? Flat shoes for the subway? Her lunch pail? I mean, Greg, it’s monstrous. It’s gargantuan. You could take it camping. You could slide it across the floor after a bank job.