lucy carr

fake blonde with a massive gob

[lucy carr @lucyinthecarr]

Knowing my tweets got discussed and ridiculed makes me never want to show my face again

[lucy carr @lucyinthecarr]

What the fuck is the metaverse

[lucy carr @lucyinthecarr]

One day you’ll have the greasiest hair of your life and you’ll never know. Unless you’re me then I know it’s today

[lucy carr @lucyinthecarr]

Anyone else feel like their driving instructor judges them when they go in 5th gear I always get so nervous

[lucy carr @lucyinthecarr]

Idk don’t really feel like this whole school thing is for me tbh

[lucy carr @lucyinthecarr]

I actually feel sorry for Andrew Tate’s mother imagine giving birth to that

[lucy carr @lucyinthecarr]

@carysmorsemack You’re clearly having a boring summer then if that’s what you’ve resorted to already

[Harry Styles. @Harry_Styles]

I’m absolutely devastated for the people of America today.

Check on your friends.

Look after each other.

We’re all in this together, and the fight is just beginning.

A truly dark day for America.

[lucy carr @lucyinthecarr]

Imagine falling in love with someone then finding out they walk on 3 drains

[lucy carr @lucyinthecarr]

@larllarx Sorry Michael don’t hate me Michael

[lucy carr @lucyinthecarr]

Twitter during love island is better than the actual show

[lucy carr @lucyinthecarr]

Lol just thought how awkward the dad and daughter dance at my wedding is going to be we don’t even speak to each other when we’re in the car for 5 minutes

[lucy carr @lucyinthecarr]

Killing plants on flora just to reply. I’m getting too attached😔😔😔

[lucy carr @lucyinthecarr]

Word

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Hate that Costa’s menu is now electronic I never have enough time to read it then I get all flustered when they ask me what I want and start mashing 3 different drinks together

[lucy carr @lucyinthecarr]

If you’re sad get a belly button piercing and then you’ll be cured I promise

[lucy carr @lucyinthecarr]

Being on the Sevenoaks mums Facebook group is absolutely thrilling let me tell you

[lucy carr @lucyinthecarr]

Alllllways “happy birthday”ing my way into someone’s DMs

[lucy carr @lucyinthecarr]

Yet to meet a boy with really neat handwriting

[lucy carr @lucyinthecarr]

Sometimes I feel like people at private school are living in a different world like it will be a random tuesday and they’re in The Maldives

[lucy carr @lucyinthecarr]

Nobody talks about how when mums sneeze it actually ricochets around the entire house