Lucy Webb

Available in limited edition; Sober.

[Lucy Webb @lucyjames06]

@drphiliplee1 It bothers me she keeps her coat on while eating breakfast

[Lucy Webb @lucyjames06]

@girl_tinder Met my husband on a dating app. Early days we didn’t see each other for 5/6/ days at a time. After only a second date, 6 days is not a reason to not see you! 🚩🚩

[Lucy Webb @lucyjames06]

THERE IS UNDER 10 MINUTES LEFT AND IF YOU DONT GIVE US WHAT WE WANT EDEN I WILL RIOT #MAFSAU

[Lucy Webb @lucyjames06]

If the great Lucinda herself ain’t got a good word to say about you, my man you have NO hope. #MAFSAU

[Lucy Webb @lucyjames06]

Jazatha Christie - the streets won’t forget 🙌🏻 #TheTraitorsUK #TheTraitors

[Lucy Webb @lucyjames06]

@CherryMorrello I check every day for an update. Radio silence in 2 weeks and I think we’re all fearing the worst, but hoping you are still with us and comfortable. X

[Lucy Webb @lucyjames06]

In the past fortnight I have dealt with:
• My car dying a full on death.
• 4 year old vomiting so much it looked like a scene from The Exorcist.
• Said 4 year old gifting me a glorious black eye with his godly strength of opening bathroom doors.
• I now have COVID.

WHY.

[Lucy Webb @lucyjames06]

This morning I lovingly made us smoothies with Dairylea on toast. Can’t wait for 3 weeks time when I’m having dry cereal straight out the box and he’s eating a slice of pizza he found under the sofa.

[Lucy Webb @lucyjames06]

@charliersmith1 Welcome to the Sertraline club, they’ve absolutely transformed my life ♥️

[Lucy Webb @lucyjames06]

@OliLondonTV @StarbucksUK @StarbucksUK - this is an embarrassment.

[Lucy Webb @lucyjames06]

Was there anyone who entered the ballot that DIDNT receive an email saying they’d won a pair of tickets? 🙃🫠 #Ticketmaster #ticketmasteruk #Coronation #coronationconcert

[Lucy Webb @lucyjames06]

@TicketmasterCS you have some explaining to do!!!! Email received congratulating me at 12:06, was on the link within 10 seconds - no tickets available??? Absolute scam!!!! #Coronation #Ticketmaster

[Lucy Webb @lucyjames06]

@maxandpaddyline @BJamin_90

[Lucy Webb @lucyjames06]

The car crash awkwardness of the award presenting is a highlight 👌🏻 #BRITs

[Lucy Webb @lucyjames06]

@UberUKsupport hello! Placed an order via the McDonald’s app on Sunday that after 2 hours never arrived - your customer services cancelled the order but the money has still been taken from my bank. Please can you help?

[Lucy Webb @lucyjames06]

@OTerrifying @BJamin_90 fancy that cruise? 😂😂😂

[Lucy Webb @lucyjames06]

@NoContextBrits Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Wank.

[Lucy Webb @lucyjames06]

@AndJustLikeThat @SJP Not like this should have happened in the second movie or anything, FINALLYYY

[Lucy Webb @lucyjames06]

Rhino - Charlie Simpson!

[Lucy Webb @lucyjames06]

@JX_PNW @ladbible This film literally withheld my sleep for about a week. Refuse to watch it again, terrifying but brilliant!