lucyjane

turning lemons into lemonade since 1995

[lucyjane @lucyjanegrant]

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[lucyjane @lucyjanegrant]

Well done Twitter, on tonight’s survival of the fittest you’ve come out on top, sorry I haven’t been more loyal to you but I’m here now

[Victoria Derbyshire @vicderbyshire]

From today, those experiencing domestic abuse will be able to go into a Boots or indie chemist & seek help. If they say the codeword ‘ANI’ they’ll be taken to a private room & asked if they want to call 999 or domestic abuse helpline. ANI stands for Action Needed Immediately

[lucyjane @lucyjanegrant]

The free school meals are in place to ensure every child gets at least one decent meal a day, as often for wherever reason that isn’t the case. You need to open your privileged eyes if you think those food packages are anywhere near good enough

[lucyjane @lucyjanegrant]

Not a great first impression from baby to be quite honest, keeping a lot of people waiting

[lucyjane @lucyjanegrant]

@girlwithredhurr Hahaha it’ll get them, they’re all cocky now but natural selection will take them eventually

[lucyjane @lucyjanegrant]

People who are swimming in the sea this time of year think they’re better than us all don’t they

[Greg James @gregjames]

Here’s Taylor (and Arthur the Bear!) ringing the bell at @SotonChildHosp after completing her treatment for a brain tumour.

This is the most joyful thing I’ve ever been part of on the radio.

The full story will make your day. Listen to it here:

https://t.co/DxzAp5wNEP

[lucyjane @lucyjanegrant]

I will never not cry at the videos of kids ringing the bell after their cancer treatment has finished those brave angels deserve the WORLD 🥺🥺🥺

[lucyjane @lucyjanegrant]

@joedavies678 @_Huss_ Completely respect that for those who benefit from it, but that’s only a select few. I have no vendetta against football players or fans, I just don’t think it made life easier for those who couldn’t attend a funeral because they couldn’t be tested that’s all

[lucyjane @lucyjanegrant]

Everything else aside - I will never comprehend how businesses are forced to shut, families are torn apart, exams and schooling are cancelled, but premier league football continues? Make it make sense hun

[lucyjane @lucyjanegrant]

@_Huss_ Yes very true! Doesn’t make it easier to digest though however, I haven’t been into my Nan and Grandads for near enough a year but at least there’s always football to watch 🙃

[lucyjane @lucyjanegrant]

Well #SoulMovie has inspired me more than anything ever has in my 25 years. I will now live every second of my life to the fullest you hear me to the FULLEST 🥺

[lucyjane @lucyjanegrant]

Literally no one asked for this

[The Independent @Independent]

Mrs Brown’s Boys will air until at least 2026 https://t.co/zhpMSPKLWq

[lucyjane @lucyjanegrant]

I feel like after a strange year Schitt’s Creek really snuck up on us all, no one saw it coming but it came along and saved everything

[lucyjane @lucyjanegrant]

Gi is putting everyone who has ever done this trial to shame she glided through that like a QUEEN #ImaCeleb

[lucyjane @lucyjanegrant]

If you’re doing ‘whamageddon’ then you really need to grow up and that’s the truth

[lucyjane @lucyjanegrant]

No offence but isn’t Jess meant to be a singer? #ImACeleb

[lucyjane @lucyjanegrant]

Aaaaand cue all the mums posting what their ‘elf on the shelf’ has done every single god damn day of December